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Sax is Uncouth.

 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
09:33 / 09.03.04
Sax is uncouth. Now would someone please show him the servants' entrance and get cook to give him some tea.
 
 
Ariadne
09:40 / 09.03.04
Maybe cook could let luminocity play in the coal cellar for a while, too.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
09:45 / 09.03.04
possibly. If ze promises not to soil the place.

We have standards, y'know.
 
 
Sax
09:57 / 09.03.04
**Fondly adrift on a sea of reminiscences**

Ah, the balmy summer days of my youth when young, fulsome Peggy used to show me to the servants' entrance of a Thursday afternoon...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
10:09 / 09.03.04
*Applies well-polished boot to Sax's humbly-clad behind*

Take that, you oik!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:33 / 09.03.04
Ah, I remember fondly the days when Sax was our humble butler, doshing out strangely moist confections hither and thither...
 
 
Sax
10:42 / 09.03.04
I can gladly whip up my infamous spotted dick if there are any takers.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
11:22 / 09.03.04
Will you serve it with hard sauce though?
 
 
Sax
12:06 / 09.03.04
Daddies Sauce. You know you love it, you little minx.
 
 
illmatic
12:13 / 09.03.04
Yes, Sax is uncouth, but terribly amusing. The makes him kind of like the equialent of cheeky, chirpy Cocker-kney, full of bawdy jokes and innuendo, as if Sid James was your uncle, you're sat on his knee and he smells of tobacco.
 
 
Sax
12:33 / 09.03.04
"Blimey, you're a big girl now, aren't you Illmatic? Oops, just slide along a bit, you're sitting on my tobacco pouch. Yak yak yak."
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
12:36 / 09.03.04
Now i know how Dr.Frankenstein felt.
 
 
Grey Area
12:37 / 09.03.04
No...no, if we had recourse to large electric shocks, I doubt we would still have this problem.
 
 
Sax
12:38 / 09.03.04
When did you feel Dr Frankenstein?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:57 / 09.03.04
Why on earth are we discussing someone of the lower classes?

Oh but you know I think he stole some of Maureen's snuff last Wednesday? Let's call the police and have him taken away. What jolly fun that would be!
 
 
Grey Area
12:59 / 09.03.04
Involve the police? We cannot allow that! It would be a scandal to be sure! Just get the butler to prod him with a stick until he leaves...
 
 
Spatula Clarke
13:01 / 09.03.04
That's twice in two days that necrophilia has been mentioned in this forum.

I blame Sax.
 
 
illmatic
13:13 / 09.03.04
"Uncle Saxy! Is that a bolt through your neck or are you just pleased to see me!? Whose knee is this I'm sitting on anyway?"
 
 
Sax
13:14 / 09.03.04
I most certainly have not been sniffing Maureen's secret stash.

And though many things in this house can quite rightly be traced back to me, l'amour mort is not, as you are well aware, Randy, my barrel of pilchards.
 
 
Sax
13:15 / 09.03.04
Illmatic: That's not my knee, you naughty little wolfman, you.
 
 
illmatic
13:20 / 09.03.04
Weird turn of phrase Sax - my preference is actually a barrel of pilchards.
 
 
illmatic
13:22 / 09.03.04
Failing that, a tub of Swarfega.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
13:35 / 09.03.04
dammit, where's the Tesla coil when you need it. grr.
 
 
Sax
15:26 / 09.03.04
Down my pants.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:39 / 09.03.04
*succumbs*

up yer arse, more like.
 
 
Sax
15:41 / 09.03.04
No, that's my Van Der Graf generator. I wish you'd get this right, it'll save us all some heartache in the long run.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
04:16 / 10.03.04
Spoken like a scoundrel who truly envies a gentleman's galvanic battery.
 
 
Grey Area
09:40 / 10.03.04
Will somebody who can afford better lawyers than me please go here, purchase the bloody thing and put us all out of our misery? 50,000 Volts should beenough to deal with even the most uncouth Sax...
 
 
Sax
09:47 / 10.03.04
11" high, with a 6" sq. x 2" high clear plastic protective housing for the generator

Shuddering with anticipation, now.
 
 
Grey Area
09:50 / 10.03.04
O_o

...He really is uncouth you know.
 
 
Smoothly
17:37 / 23.03.04
He's on remarkably solid form today. I don't know whether to quote him or crush him.
 
 
Sax
20:41 / 09.06.04
You should have seen what I did today. Christ. It's too awful to contemplate. I really am uncouth, you know.
 
  
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