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ANd I aM A gOd AnD You ARe NoT!!!! No Jk BuT wHatS Up IM NEw!!! ExPliCiT ConTent!!!

 
 
bobTHM
18:22 / 08.03.04
Hi all im bobTHM(joseph) how-de-do!!!

Well i am a man of merit and high standards...
Well actually a boy..
So instead of me ravedging on...
Ok im gonna ravedge...(dont you hate me)
But some people say im annoing...(well i say fuck them[damn there right])
But i am a fan of uhhhh...Cant remember But that is all i can say!!!
Reply...PLZ....JK you dont have to (JK=just kidding)
 
 
FinderWolf
18:34 / 08.03.04
Moderators? This is the comic book forum - and you don't seem to be posting about comic books. But welcome to Barbelith if you can play nice and all.
 
 
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18:42 / 08.03.04
Fucking hell you make me look boringly normal.

I guess this should be in the Conversation?

Welcome anyway, hope you like the place.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:13 / 08.03.04
What is this, World Fuck Ritalin Just Gimme Those Red Smarties fortnight?

Convo.
 
 
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22:03 / 08.03.04


You've been pied.
 
 
Olulabelle
22:24 / 08.03.04
Rah! Pie is King and Jack Frost is the King's right hand man.

You pied them well my friend.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:32 / 08.03.04
What a measly crumb of pie that is. Shame on you. Shame on you all.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:36 / 08.03.04
Now *this* is a pie:

 
 
Grey Area
22:37 / 08.03.04
Well I have this to answer to your challenge:



...what? I googled 'big pie' and that's what came out! Honest. Pretend it's a pie baked into the shape of a cannon or something.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:42 / 08.03.04
I believe I've already beaten you to it, sir. Witness my large pie.

Or have I? Is it, in fact, a photograph of three Borrowers standing around a normal-sized pie that they've just stolen and wheeled into their Borrower-hole with the ingenious use of two empty cans of fizzy pop and a length of darning wool? Or could it actually be a demonstration of the peculiar properties of the fish-eye lens?

No. It's a large pie.
 
 
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22:46 / 08.03.04
How did you google pie and then get an image of a cannon and didn't see that it was a cannon?!

It's still cool though, cannon that massive pie! (then we won't have to spend so much time cutting it up into slices.)
 
 
Grey Area
22:49 / 08.03.04
You may have a large pie, but I...I have this:

That's right, an assembly line of pies, ready for use against your one-shot-then-I'm-out strategy of huge pie. We will cover you in pies!!! Mwah-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!!! (thunderclap, lightning and other evil professor-type backdrop effects)
 
 
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22:51 / 08.03.04
Fuck i've got tears in my eyes. I bet BobTHM is going to wonder just what the fuck is going on when he checks back on this thread. Shit i'm having problems typing this through laughing!
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:04 / 08.03.04
See, you've made a common mistake there GA, but as you're obviously something of an amateur when it comes to pies I'll forgive you.

Your mistake was in thinking that many pies are somehow equal to one large pie. This is not correct. Allow me to explain:

You come into some cash and decide that what you'd most like in the world is for your body to possess a larger winkle than the one gifted to it originally. You head off down the plastic surgeon's and tell them this. They prep you up, knock you out, and embark upon their mission.

Upon waking you discover that they believe that quantity can be a substitute for quality.

Do you understand now? Many pies are not equal in stature to one large pie, and believing that to be the case leaves you looking as daft as you would if you had many winkles attached to your down below.
 
 
Bed Head
23:05 / 08.03.04
Pies. Superheroes. Pirates, of the space-raiding variety. This must be Barbelith.



And not just any old pies, either. Light tender crust. Real fruit filling. MMMMmmmmm.
 
 
Grey Area
23:10 / 08.03.04
Mr. Dupre, if the scenario you outlined above would take place, I would be ideally suited to embark on a fulfilling career in the novelty porn curcuit. This would put me in a position (no pun intended) to:
a) earn so much money that I can hire the best laywers/hitmen in the country to 'do over' the chirurgeons who bungled their task.
b) use whatever funds are left to engage the services of some other chirurgeons to repair the damage done.

Anyway, I would dearly love to see the place where pies = winkles. It must be a fasinating place. Really.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:25 / 08.03.04
Here is that place. Rose says, "It adds a personal touch to a store-bought item." Clever girl, that Rose.
 
 
Grey Area
23:29 / 08.03.04
I bow to your web-fu. But I still insist that the huge pile-'o-pies are more effective than one, single, enormous pie.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:34 / 08.03.04
This needs to be put to a public vote.
 
 
Bed Head
23:39 / 08.03.04
Wouldn’t logic suggest that one, giant vote is better than a majority of little votes? In matters pie-related. I fear you’re leading us into a trap, Dupre.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:45 / 08.03.04
Nonono. In fact, I've just created a thread to canvas opinion on the issue. Well, two threads, but let's pretend the first didn't happen.

Because, of course, one large thread is better than many small threads.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:55 / 08.03.04
Barbelith dying? Barbelith dead! Barbelith dead and replaced by pod-messageboard! I know this for you speak of pies, you speak of big pies -- and more, you speak of cannons. And no-one, no-one at all, has mentioned Weebl!

Woe, woe unto Barbelith.
 
 
w1rebaby
01:37 / 09.03.04
pie1

pie2
 
  
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