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14:27 / 08.03.04

should i go out with a bad black girl u decide

14:30 / 08.03.04

Yes.

14:32 / 08.03.04

Oh sweet Jesus. Someone with more time, wit and flair answer the quesiton while I move the topic for deletion.

14:32 / 08.03.04

Yes. Definitely go out.

Ex

14:33 / 08.03.04

Well- Why is she bad? Does she want to be good? Is she just trying to get attention from the teacher?
Do you like the same things? Do you have finger-painting class at the same time? Do you always seem to be paired up in creative play, or does she always want to be a tree when you're being a tunnel? What does your mum say? Mums are good at knowing that kind of thing.
And when you post again, wipe your fingers; you don't want to leave jam all over the keyboard. And don't stand on the swivel chair!

14:39 / 08.03.04

No. See, my friend Jerry, he said he was talking to Angela over at the club a couple nights ago, and Angela, she was out with her friends, you know, the one who's dating the baseball player, and the other one with the spray-on tan, they all work together and they're always hanging out. Well, anyway, they were like at the bar and this one guy was just buying drinks -- it was pretty lame, he was so looking to pick someone up, but hey, the drinks were free, and anyway, that girl you're talking about was there, and after like three martinis -- and you know they make those martinis like SO big there -- she had three of them, and she was talking about how she met someone who she was totally planning to like ride until the money runs out. That's exactly what she said. She's like, "I have this angle, so I'm not gonna mess it up with any distractions." It was totally creepy, and she's totally going to con you out of everything, so you definitely shouldn't go out with her. She also went off with that guy afterwards, and you could totally tell that she was going to just have sex with him because she just doesn't care... she just doesn't care! It's not safe and she's not a nice person so you really just shouldn't waste your time.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

14:43 / 08.03.04

What the fuck does she see in you?

U decide.

14:44 / 08.03.04

If the girl has already gone bad, you should re-bury her and dig up one that's fresher. It'll be less messy for all involved. No need to take the first stiff you run across, man: there's plenty of fish in the sea. As it were. In the ground, like. Whatever.

14:50 / 08.03.04

Mmm! Defensible!

14:50 / 08.03.04

Sorry, I left out the scare quotes.

14:52 / 08.03.04

I AM FILLED WITH HATE LIKE THE POISON AT THE CENTER OF A GOLF BALL

14:53 / 08.03.04

I dont think he has to dig up a new one. Unless he is planning on eating her she`ll do just fine

Goodness Gracious Meme

14:53 / 08.03.04

I think you're all getting a little confused here.

I think our young friend may be using the soubriquet 'bad' to mean 'good'. In the manner of the youth.

So the real question may in fact be,

'should I go out with a GOOD black girl'

To which my answer would be no, because she won't enhance your mile high credibility one whit, with her spectacles and her bible reading.

Go and find yourself a good Muntwife instead.

15:13 / 08.03.04

I dont think he has to dig up a new one. Unless he is planning on eating her she`ll do just fine

Surely that depends? Maybe dead girls are like cheese and taste better when they've gone a bit veiny and blue.

15:14 / 08.03.04

Aw, man... it's always been the bespectacled, bible-reading girls for me....

Matthew Fluxington

16:55 / 08.03.04

I can't think of any black girl who deserves a moron who would ask a question like the one at the start of the thread.

17:14 / 08.03.04

hey!
black girls almost never deserve mormons!

Tryphena Absent

18:25 / 08.03.04

Can I suggest that someone delete this thread because it's not just racist, it's racist nonsense and I shouldn't be subjected to this shit. I am far too important and beautiful. I deserve to walk down a sunny street and encounter only loveliness. You, thread starter (fancy that I can't even remember your name) need Botox of the brain injections to still your paltry and inconsequential thoughts.

20:56 / 08.03.04

*slaps barbelith's face back and forth*
god damn it, you bitch, you never backed away from anything in your life! now fight. fight! FIGHT!!!

21:11 / 08.03.04

For clarification's sake (and my own amusement): is this thread racist because he mentioned race or the specification of bad black girl?

And since when was nonsense cause for deletion? Meaning and sense are highly overrated.

21:16 / 08.03.04

I don't think nonsense is cause for deletion, but boringness certainly should be. If this thread is eventually deemed not to be racist I think we should delete it due to the very real and problematic issue of boring Barbelith itself.

21:22 / 08.03.04

Oh, but the mockery is amusing. Or maybe that's just me and cruel love for making fun of the stupid. I have this wonderfull picture of our young poster scratching his head and tryng to make sense of it all.

As for the topic at hand, I say one should always date the bad black girl. If everyone obeys, my romantic life could pick up significantly. Of course the quality might deteriorate rapidly...I have to think on this.

The Tower Always Falls

04:06 / 09.03.04

And since when was nonsense cause for deletion? Meaning and sense are highly overrated.

Nah, this question is almost innocent compared to this post. bcj's troll pedigree is rapidly becoming apparent. Either that or they really need to expand out from the one sentence fragment posts to give a little more context. Either way, commence with gnawing the poor bastard's head off...

Tryphena Absent

14:41 / 09.03.04

Everyone else is funny in other places. How is that a let's dance with the midget scenario? Hmmm, hmm, answer that question pigeon.

I propose that we delete every topic without a summary to screw with the minds of the masses, cherub.

17:33 / 09.03.04

You need to clarify, bcg. You need to tell us what exactly the girl's 'bad' at. I mean, is she actually a naughty person, who, I dunno, sometimes drives at 31 mph in a 30 zone, or is she actually 'bad' at being a black girl? And if she's bad at being a black girl, is she bad at being black or bad at being a girl?

Maybe she's both. Maybe, in bcg's frame of reference, saying he wants to date a 'bad black girl' really means 'I want to date a white bloke'. Furthermore, he would have to date a white bloke who would have no chance whatsoever of convincing us that he was a black girl. That leaves out Dale Winton and David Dickinson, for starters - they may not be effeminate, but from a distance their tan could, in some eyes, lead to a non-cauacasian identification. And it can't be, say, Henry Rollins because, while he's fairly pale, his muscular physique makes him look undoubtedly masculine. No: what we're looking for is a pale, effeminate, white dude.

Basically, what bcg is trying to tell us is that he wants to shag Marilyn Manson.

You're a pervert, bcg. We should never, ever, let you near our children and their shoulders. We refuse you! Yes.

foot long subbacultcha

07:37 / 10.03.04

That's a little bit funny. I first read "bcj" as "bcg" aswell.

Sorry, nothing more to offer to this thread.

07:53 / 10.03.04

So I got stood up, and started thinking that most of my sexual relationships make me look like the secretary in the cheating husband/wife/secretary position. Like I'm good for a fuck or two but not necessarily of any consequence. I'm not an important person in other people's plans, and for a brief second I thought "I'll show everyone that I am important" and it dawned on me that maybe this is what mass murderers think. And then I started wondering why there aren't more women mass murderers. Or even why there aren't more mass murderers who have decent social lives and get laid more than once a year because alot of the times when you watch the specials on mass murderers they seem to not be very active in the social scene, your garden variety stay at home being pissed off at the world, never had a girlfriend types. So, I now drink my soda pop and think about smoking a cigarette.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

09:10 / 10.03.04

I think the best advice I ever gave my son was that he only go out with girls who have a bad reputation.

And I got that advice from the Reverend Horton Heat, who I have taken as my personal savior, and will base all of my suture teachings to my son on. Now, if I could just get him to have a best friend named Jimbo.

15:06 / 10.03.04

A new bad girl, who get on my block
I gave her my keys, said don't bother to knock
I said c'mon, ya got what I need
I said come on, don't make my heart bleed

(I'm beggin')
Whoah bad girl, whatcha tryin to do
What is the matter with you
Bad girl what are you tryin to do

Cus I'm early in the morning, not too late at night
And you're tryin to tell me everythings alright
Then you're gonna ask am I gonna take it slow
I said don't you worry there's no place to go
(My bad girl)

I'm walkin to the corner, to go in th cafe
That's when I seen her, a'walkin my way
She's all dolled up, in her waitress' skirt
I said c'mon, dont make my heart hurt

(I'm beggin')
Whoah bad girl, whatcha tryin to do
What is the matter with you
Bad girl what are you tryin to do

15:18 / 10.03.04

I think the best advice I ever gave my son was that he only go out with girls who have a bad reputation. And I got that advice from the Reverend Horton Heat

All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned from the Reverend Horton Heat.

Soon to be in children's bookstores everywhere.

18:33 / 10.03.04

I'm good for a fuck or two but not necessarily of any consequence

And your phone number is...?

07:10 / 11.03.04

All that I know most surely of morality and obligation I owe to football.