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The first time I saw 'The Sixth Sense', I'd had the twist, though unspoiled, horribly ground into me as the most brilliant scripted genius of all time since last summer. So, while I'm watching and waiting... the twist never came. Walked out of theatre, listened to friends talk about movie, and realized, the twist had been something I'd taken for granted since about the first quarter of the film. Shit. I didn't quite want my money back, but when I see a movie that's supposed to come at me from my blindspot and smack me in the head like a swarm of hallucinogen-coated bullets, I want surprise.
This has poisoned my view of all his films, no doubt. 'Unbreakable' annoyed me every step of the way, except the little things with the villain, like the green and purple, but then, these were things Sam Jackson brought in himself. So Sam Jackson could make a badass superhero movie all on his own, but unfortunately it wasn't the movie we were given.
Frowny people and first-year undergrad psychoanalysis of superheroic tropes does not entertainment make, I'm afraid. Especially when everybody's stoic and slow, paced all to hell, with nothing particularly interesting happening for long stretches that never seem to get anywhere and of course, hero in the rain 'cause nobody's ever seen that, be we can't even make that dramatic here, because it might excite people and get them to forget that this isn't enjoyable and immense because to be serious and adult is to be small and paced and seriously serious. |
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