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Balance out the nice

  
  

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the garden gnome
20:18 / 04.03.04
*psssst*

*points to whothehell*
 
 
whothehell@where?
20:23 / 04.03.04
huh? oh, right....

*raises hand*

um, me, pick me?
 
 
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20:24 / 04.03.04
ME I WILL!

I've been full of shit all day. Right from when i posted in the book thread at F2B this morning up until my last responses in the Barbelith Bouy thread a while ago in this forum.

I DESERVE to be the sack of twat.
 
 
Sugarimp
20:24 / 04.03.04
But then you'd be carrying yourself over your shoulder... kind of like that being your own grandfather paradox thingy.
 
 
Sugarimp
20:26 / 04.03.04
oops... that was meant for Whothe... but okay Jack Frost, you can be a sack of twat, which means it's not paradoxical for whothe to carry you over his shoulder.
 
 
bacon
20:27 / 04.03.04
whothehell@where? 's alt gets the top spot on the second page!
 
 
gridley
20:27 / 04.03.04
I think you should carry him up to the top of the Empire State Building.

*hops into his biplane.
 
 
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20:28 / 04.03.04
*waits for whothe*
 
 
bacon
20:30 / 04.03.04
*waits back*
 
 
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20:31 / 04.03.04
*Sack of twat makes a run for it*
 
 
bacon
20:33 / 04.03.04
look at that sack of twat go!
 
 
Sugarimp
20:35 / 04.03.04
The balance has been tipped by a sack of twat in favour of unniceness... Whodda thunk?
 
 
bacon
20:38 / 04.03.04
shit, i forgot that was the point of all this...

you silly bitch!
 
 
Sugarimp
20:39 / 04.03.04
Hey, I have your penis. Remember that or I won't let you pee.
 
 
gridley
20:40 / 04.03.04
see, now, that's why girls and penises don't mix...
 
 
Sugarimp
20:42 / 04.03.04
It works better with oil and vinegar.
 
 
bacon
20:43 / 04.03.04
*rifles through pockets for spare penis*

*remembers he left his spare in his other jacket*

*tries to look sincere*

i've always loved you sugar
 
 
the garden gnome
20:44 / 04.03.04
ba-dum tink
 
 
Sugarimp
20:46 / 04.03.04
*hands whothe the toothpick*

There you go, honey-pie.
 
 
Sugarimp
20:47 / 04.03.04
"ba-dum tink"

gay...
 
 
gridley
20:48 / 04.03.04
*sings "Honey pie, you are making me crazy, I'm in love but I'm lazy, oh won't you please come home, honey pie, honey pie..."
 
 
bacon
20:52 / 04.03.04
moderators! yes, you!

this thread has drifted from it's initial intent. please read through and omit all posts that don't follow along with the threads summary.

thank you

p.s. is there anyway you can turn the background black and the text white? if so, please do.

thank you again,

whothehell@where?

xxx 000
 
 
Sugarimp
20:52 / 04.03.04
*sings "Honey pie, you are making me crazy, I'm in love but I'm lazy, oh won't you please come home, honey pie, honey pie..."


  
 
Sugarimp
20:57 / 04.03.04
this thread has drifted from it's initial intent. please read through and omit all posts that don't follow along with the threads summary.


Gee, I give him his penis back and he starts making demands.
 
 
gridley
12:57 / 05.03.04
Nothing is more demanding than a penis.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
13:11 / 05.03.04
Sugarimp said:

The balance has been tipped by a sack of twat in favour of unniceness... Whodda thunk?

Ha ha, you friggin' dolt! That's so stupid. Half the posts in here are you morons being nice to each other!

And the summary option is only idiotic in the sense that guns are murderous.
 
 
bacon
14:57 / 05.03.04
hey massykr, hows about a nice assraping? i'm not in the mood for a reacharound this morning but i will let you taste yourself as i finish...
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
15:31 / 05.03.04
Don't be a galoot.
 
 
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15:34 / 05.03.04
Morons?!?

Why thankyou very much love.
 
 
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15:39 / 05.03.04
Where's aussy and that imp?
 
 
Sugarimp
17:24 / 05.03.04
Ha ha, you friggin' dolt! That's so stupid. Half the posts in here are you morons being nice to each other!


You're bitter because no one wants your widdle penis!
 
 
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17:27 / 05.03.04
Go on Sugarimp, throw something at it!!!
 
 
Sugarimp
17:32 / 05.03.04
Go on Sugarimp, throw something at it!!!

No... I don't want to throw anything. I just want to stand here and yell "penis".

PENIS. PENIS. PENIS. PENIS. PENIS. PENIS. PENIS. PENIS. PENIS.

Time to go smoke crack.
 
 
bacon
19:23 / 05.03.04
i got 5 on a fat rock
 
 
Sugarimp
19:31 / 05.03.04
But the real question is, "do you have a penis?"
 
  

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