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You will NOT bark on my couch.

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Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

05:22 / 28.02.04

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! (tosses the shoeshine boy a coin)

08:58 / 28.02.04

I think some of us are taking 'elephant' out of context here.

And this is a very serious matter indeed.

We, as a group of individuals, writing in this thread, contributing to the discussion, having our views, displaying our thoughts, showing our feelings, minding our minds, expressing our opinions, perceiving what we can, contexting the supercontext, taking some crap, should realize in future that it FLEW into the manic depressive kalidascope, FLEW.

And we can't spell kalidascope can we?

No. It doesn't matter here, it doesn't have any ramificitionz in this plaze.

10:57 / 28.02.04

Fuck the elephants! What about the random acts of tea drinking from the featherd spunk monkeys aunt, who recently escaped from the zoo in mu'chaka. 27 dripping fart knockers didnt see that going aroung in western super mere, 28 did, but all they needed was a tiny little key chain with a ramp on it for the 3 wheeled scate board throwing semi conscious acrobatics dont need a space ship lad.

11:05 / 28.02.04

I've never seen an elephant fly but I've seen a fly eating peanuts if that helps.
I know, nothing helps. That's why we have string.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

16:00 / 28.02.04

I thought that the elephants would be making me dance, and here they are just watching TV and leaving a big mess in the ktichen. Ugly gray fuckers.

17:00 / 28.02.04

Urghh come on lith, don't die on me.

19:49 / 28.02.04

I`ve had bad experiences when it comes to elephants and relationships, thats for sure..stay away from the elephants!

21:16 / 28.02.04

Because they never forget what you did to them.

11:59 / 29.02.04

Indeed. Thats why I prefer goldfish..

05:06 / 01.03.04

echo.

I prefer seahorses when dinner comes around.
Anyone know where to find a good goldfish & seahorse peanut satay around here?

06:21 / 01.03.04

There's some left under the third thread in the laboratory forum.

06:49 / 01.03.04

Laboratory scares me. So many big words. Godzilla,nay, Mothra sized words.

06:53 / 01.03.04

The Policy and Help forum scares ME now, i just skimmed through the first thread and the size of the posts in it........

Mothra combination of huge, long posts..........

07:07 / 01.03.04

Speaking of which, anyone actually seen Ganesh's Monster? I've heard its quite big. And scaley.

07:19 / 01.03.04

Nope. Is that Mothra? I used the word because you seemed to have used it to represent big, i liked the look of it and used it too.

Am about to do a search for Ganesh's monster......

07:26 / 01.03.04

I'm afraid you are young Jack, I'm afraid you are...

http://www.barbelith.com/topic.php?id=18

(I don't know any of your fancy link shit, I'll learn soon)

07:28 / 01.03.04

Well that was quick.....i already found 'Mothra', in his own internet SHRINE.......yes, i did say shrine.

Seriously, it's Mothra's shrine......

07:36 / 01.03.04

It's awfuly quiet tonight.
Is it tonight where you are?

07:39 / 01.03.04

Nah it's 9:39 in the morning here. Where are you? Asia? Australia?

07:42 / 01.03.04

Ah no, I'm in New Zealand, World famous for bungy jumping, Epic fim trilogys, and sheep fucking. It's quarter to ten in the evening right now.

I'm going to practice linking seeing as no ones looking.

07:50 / 01.03.04

http://www.barbelith.com/topic.php?id=16129

07:51 / 01.03.04

No, that wasn't it...

07:53 / 01.03.04

Maybe this time...

07:57 / 01.03.04

You were all back to front and the wrong way round Severanti, that was all. It should have been this:

If this works, We'll end up going to the very beginging again like some sort of twisted time loop thing. If it doesn't, then this was a waste of your time. Hahaha

And you had an extra space before your second 'A'. But you know that now.

08:08 / 01.03.04

Ah, but it was all a trap you see? A trick to lure in fresh blood. Well, Someone that wasn't me or Jack. Or is it Jack or I. I was never that good at english.

We had this INTENSLY dull teacher for english the last year I was in collage. There wasn't even anything humourously dull about her. Just a robot, but fatter and without laser eye vision. You ever had a tacher like that?

08:19 / 01.03.04

I had one like that for French. I don't want to think about it.

It's 'me and Jack' that you want. The way to work it out is to remove the other person from the sentence as if you were just talking about yourself.

So, Well, Someone that wasn't me or Jack becomes Well, Someone that wasn't me because Well, Someone that wasn't I is clearly wrong when there's no Jack included.

08:22 / 01.03.04

I was raised and taught by Mothra....

1. Thou shalt rever Mothra, as with the powers of the universe, and hold love in thy soul for all life.

2. Thou shalt rever the Earth and life itself, and protect these to any means.

3. Thou shalt protect, and cooperate with, others of thy race to greater ends.

4. Thou shalt not harm or kill others who posess life as thou dost.

5. Thou shalt trust in Mothra's love and power always, and hold trust and faith in thy fellows.

6. Thou shalt keep thy word when thou givest it, and treat others always with respect.

7. Thou shalt sing and chant in praise to Mothra and to worship life and love.

8. Thou shalt remember that Mothra will protect thee always.

9. Thou shalt give thyself and others a chance at rebirth and a chance to change for the good at all oppurtunities.

10. Thou shalt never insult or hold negative feelings toward others; thou shalt always remember love.

11. Thou shalt not be ashamed to stand up for thy faith, and thou shalt not condemn others for their own faiths.

Thou shalt thou thee ye yaou

Fucking unreal..........just like reality!!!

08:32 / 01.03.04

I'm going to pop off for the night now, but I figured I'd give this link stuff one last practice for the night. Have fun Y'all.

22:45 / 01.03.04

I'm afraid that this thread has become unruly. I ask the Moderators to please fill it with lemons.

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