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This duck walked into Asda, the supermarket/shopping mall. He swaggered up to the confectionary counter with a smile on his face.
"Hey man", he said, eyeing up the guy behind the counter. "You got any Duck food?"
"Of course not", replied the server guy. "This is a confectionary counter."
The duck raised his eyebrows and walked off. But the next day he was back in again, at the confectionbary counter.
"Hey man", he said, eyeing up the guy behind the counter again. "You got any Duck food?"
"We didn't have any yesterday and we don't have any today. Piss off. If you come back and ask for duck food again, I'll nail your bill this here table."
So off the duck went. But whadda ya know, he was back in the next day! He sauntered up to the counter.
"You got any nails?", he asked the guy. "No! This a confectionary counter!" came the reply.
"Great!", winked the duck. "You got any duckfood?" |
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