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Okay okay okay: let's put the "seventy virgins" canard to rest, right fucking now.
The faithful Muslim is not promised "seventy virgins" per se in the afterlife. What he is promised is that he will be attended by seventy houris. An houri is a creature of pure spirit, rather like an angel--it never had a corporeal existence on Earth.
And it lacks free will, having been made by God for the specific purpose of sexually griatifying the souls of faithful men: a sex-bot, essentially--letting the faithful off the hook for chargesof"objectification," because, in a real sense, the houri is an object.
Because houris are creatures of spirit, their manifestations are mutable--they can alter their forms and appearances, so that they can be whatever sort of sexual partner is desired: plump, thin, young, middle-aged, the whole range of human (male-identified) polymorphous perversity. Houris can be virginal or not, at their master's choice, and can renew their virginity at will. Neat trick.
(As to the "why would anybody want to have sex with a virgin anyway" question, that's a whole other weird deal.)
Intercourse with an houri can also produce offspring, if (and only if) the master wishes it so. If offspring are desired, they are always male, and grow to full stature within an hour of birth. Also a neat trick.
So the sexual idyll of the Muslim afterlife is not so much about virgins as it is about control: all the factors that complicate sex on Earth (the availability and/or willingness of a preferred type of partner, worries over reproduction or lack thereof) are put firmly at the command of the man.
Whether that's any more or less horrifying than the oft-repeated and oversimplified "seventy virgins" meme, I don't know. It is what it is. |
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