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whothehell@where?

19:29 / 06.02.04

yeah, but he coulda blown the whole wall apart years earlier with a few of Kit's missiles, why the delay?

aus

19:38 / 06.02.04

I'm afraid that is one of the mysteries of life that might never be solved.

gotham island fae

19:39 / 06.02.04

Dude, KITT sooooo never had missles. Unless you're counting that stupid period where KITT wasn't bullet-proof and become superMEGAfast. That I've blocked out of my memory.

Sheesh.

the Cynical Avenger

19:41 / 06.02.04

one of the mysteries of life that might never be solved.

like what a cheesedick is?

aus

19:48 / 06.02.04

And when you separate the ducks to make duckcheese, what do you do with the duckwhey?

bitchiekittie

19:49 / 06.02.04

haha, you said soft rock anthems.

aus

19:52 / 06.02.04

Soft rock, like talc. What's wrong with that?

whothehell@where?

19:54 / 06.02.04

i remember missiles, firing outta the front of that car, the license plate rolled up outta the way i think, and then michael races with the female later in monte carlo, then he runs into her at the casino while he's playin' blackjack and drinkin' martinis, and he's all "shay there you shweet peesh of ash, why don't we get champagned up and have unprotected man on top shex"

gridley

19:55 / 06.02.04

That was in the sequel series entitled "Erotic Knight Rider." As far as I know, it was never aired in America.

aus

19:58 / 06.02.04

Reads more like James Bond to me. Sean Connery, anyone?

the Cynical Avenger

20:00 / 06.02.04

i had the knight rider video game on the NES. it had machine guns, missiles, and lasers. and i always lost because i shot everyone, not just the bad guys.

whothehell@where?

20:04 / 06.02.04

lasers? things of myth. and just tacky on a car. that went out with neon and curb feelers

gridley

20:07 / 06.02.04

did anyone else think that KITT was built by the same people who built the Cylons?

You know, as a kid... I mean, I don't STILL think that... often...

whothehell@where?

20:24 / 06.02.04

i didn't understand that at all
i didn't understand that at all

aus

20:52 / 06.02.04

I think gridley's been drinking something and/or smoking something. Hey, it's Friday, but not that late yet!

the Cynical Avenger

20:58 / 06.02.04

isn't gridley's blood made primarily of beer?

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20:59 / 06.02.04

I liked Streethawk better than Knight Rider, probably because it was only on for a while and then it disappeared.

Where did streethawk go?

Where?

Where did it go?

Why?

the Cynical Avenger

21:29 / 06.02.04

anyone remember "viper"?

Turk

15:37 / 07.02.04

Christ Knight Rider was boring, Streethawk too, and Airwolf, not even Borgnine could save it.
They were all so bland, like my mother's cooking.

w1rebaby

23:05 / 07.02.04

I had a French teacher who sounded exactly like KITT.

I'm also convinced he did the dubbed voice for a soft porn film I once saw.

whothehell@where?

13:21 / 09.02.04

and did this excite or repulse you?

aus

and inactive as hell! everything as it should be

hehehe....cheesedick

There's a great thread about Barbelith over there as well...

aus

02:32 / 10.02.04

That thread is an excellent introduction to F2B. Allow me to display my characteristic narcissism by quoting myself:

Fadetoblack is a satirical comedy web site specializing in mockery and cheap publicity stunts. As such it attracts to its discussion board people who won't take anything seriously and will relentlessly make fun of people who do take anything seriously.

If you find that interesting, you are welcome to join the party. Start by introducing yourself in the Welcome forum, where we will either welcome you warmly or flame you hotly. Don't worry, the temperature you experience - warm or hot - has nothing to do with you personally, rather like the weather. In any case, at least F2B's Welcome forum is unlikely to be cold.

whothehell@where?

14:18 / 10.02.04

shameless

gridley

14:53 / 10.02.04

yeah, but since when was shame such a great thing to have....

aus

15:29 / 10.02.04

Yet, despite the shameless plug, no new threads in the Welcome forum. Has anyone been put off by ARetardedMadman&AComputer's idiotic stunt? Trust me, it's a rare occurence.

aus

05:58 / 11.02.04

Who would be more interested in godisdead.com?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

10:38 / 11.02.04

Has anyone been put off by ARetardedMadman&AComputer's idiotic stunt?

Well, come to think of it...

I've kept meaning to check the place out anyway... maybe I will.

aus

20:05 / 12.02.04

We're out now, anyway, so here it is:
http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=11273

whothehell@where?

17:06 / 13.02.04

i don't like the way that sounds, we're "out". makes it sound like there's going to be some swordfighting and weilding of purple helmets.

Turk

17:57 / 13.02.04

Really? To mind it brought thoughts of exiting the closet, which I suppose might more or less result in the same thing.

aus

20:35 / 13.02.04

If it didn't sound like swordfighting and wielding of purple helmets, how would we explain the swordfighting and wielding of purple helmets?

F2Bers start swordfighting and wielding purple helmets

'Lithers: Why are you swordfighting and wielding purple helmets?

F2Bers: Because we're "out".

'Lithers: Then why didn't you say you were "out"?

F2Bers: whothehell@where didn't like the sound of the word "out" - one vowel sound and one consonant, it's just too abrupt.

'Lithers: Well, if you'd said something about it we would have expected all this swordfighting and wielding purple helmets, and wouldn't be so distressed by the sudden cacophony of swordfighting and wielding purple helmets.

F2Bers: What can we say? whothehell@where was threatening to reveal his ugly naked butt if we said anything.

'Lithers: OK, we understand the problem, but you could have said something about this.

F2Bers: Sorry.

'Lithers: So you should be.

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