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I'm around.
Yeah, obviously Iron Maiden are cool and endlessly entertaining.. the galloping "the horseman cometh!"-style rythyms are my favourite thing about them - "dur-ump dur-ump dur-ump..!" - and aside from that, stupid amounts of lead guitar twiddling, air-raid siren vocals, songs about vikings and battles and the devil and stuff.. I mean, what's not to love??
The 'taking seriously' thing isn't really an issue - their music is so gloriously silly that it's pure entertainment and escapism, and liking them 'seriously' is identical to liking them 'ironically'.. if you see what I mean..
But having said that, there's still zero chance of me, say, buying a record by them for full price.
It's weird how all the kids seem to be into 'Maiden these days.. they (the band I mean) must be pissing themselves with laughter, as after 20 years of being the most un-cool band in the entire world, appealing entirely to 12 year old dungeons & dragons nerdy kids, 'cool' people are suddenly wearing their T-shirts in public and being all like "Yeah, 'Maiden, awesome!" They seem to be having a full-scale resurgence for some reason..
I absolutely love the band 3 Inches of Blood, who are a essentially a hardcore band who have decided to turn themselves into Iron Maiden, playing utterly OTT fantasy saga songs called things like "Headwaters of the River of Blood" and "Skeletal Onslaught", with all the shrieking vocals and guitar mangling of 'Maiden, but with tons more volume and energy and borderline dementia.. a bit of a one-note joke at times, but they still slay me.. how can you waste time arguing the 'ironic or serious?' point in the face of songs that go "Take a broadsword in your hand! / together we shall free the land! / kill the orcs, slay the orcs, destroy the orcs!!" |
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