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10:13 / 31.01.04

(I'm Runce)

The Facts:

Mario Kart is fucking excellent.

We all want to talk about it on Barbelith while playing it at the same time:

"I'm going round the bend! Skill skid! Wheeeeeeeeee!"

I employ the classic, celebrated combo: Daisy and Bowser.

I need the answer to a few questions:

1. Are there any other big cars for the biiiiiig boyce?

2. Cheats, cheats, cheats.....

2. David?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

10:25 / 31.01.04

This could probably go in the video games thread. But you're right, this deserves it's own. Yes.

(disclaimer: from now on this posts contains emulated mario kart "i'm going to kill you in a second" banter)

It's times like this when I wish they'd actually made it online. Becase I'd beat you. Yeah, I'd beat you man. I'm better than you! You can eat my shit and like it, because that's all you'll be getting.

With your cheating daisy whorebitch and all her "uh-huh!" I'd mess her up. She's going down!

I am only the Toads. The best. They keep it real. Shut yr face! Your face is like Matt Damon!

I cannot disclose any of my secret information for you (but gamefaqs.com can and will)

I'll still mess you and your tramp car up though.

10:55 / 31.01.04

(Still Runce)

In my experience peeps who play the little bastards are shitter at sliding and steering, 'cause they've never had the balls to master the big, heavy guns.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

11:04 / 31.01.04

You are wrong! You are wrong and I challenge you!

Bitch.

11:13 / 31.01.04

Hmmmm. I've just been to Game Faq and.....errrrrrr.........I don't want to know about winning mirror modes to get Big Boo - I know all that shit already and I HATE racing the stupid bastard, cheating computer!!! What about REAL cheats?

15:27 / 31.01.04

As far as I know there aren't any real cheats for it.

You'll just have to suck it up and beat it legit. Don't be a wuss. It' only took me a couple of days to unlock everything.

Baby Bowser and Koopa in the Toad cart. I can smoke all of you

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

17:44 / 31.01.04

Can't.