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New Favourate Video, Ever!

 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
22:43 / 13.01.04
http://www.rulesroost.com/videos/jmo.wmv

Fat kid gets shot at with paintballs, hilarity ensues
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:33 / 13.01.04
I thought you were a troll but you weren't. You git, I found poetry for you and so you can damn well have Frost anyway...

I had withdrawn in forest, and my song
Was swallowed up in leaves that blew alway;
And to the forest edge you came one day
(This was my dream) and looked and pondered long,
But did not enter, though the wish was strong:
you shook your pensive head as who should say,
'I dare not--to far in his footsteps stray-
He must seek me would he undo the wrong.'

Not far, but near, I stood and saw it all
behind low boughs the trees let down outside;
And the sweet pang it cost me not to call
And tell you that I saw does still abide.
But 'tis not true that thus I dwelt aloof,
For the wood wakes, and you are here for proof.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:27 / 14.01.04
That's messed up. Paintballs sting like a bastard, and (depending on the type of splat gun used and the pressure at which the pellets are fired) that kid could have lost a fucking eye. I hope the fat kid got the paintball sniper afterwards and sat on his head for a couple of hours. Git.
 
 
Bear
10:46 / 14.01.04
Kid sounds American, that's what happens when you don't see poor PJ (or was it Duncan?)

Not as bad as I was expecting, the kids smiling probably just a muck around, kids these days huh - too much Jackass..

And Backyard wrestling seems to be big these days, read a lovely post by someone who wanted advice on a "Drink my Piss" match (soon to be seen on RAW no doubt).
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
17:57 / 14.01.04
Let me just say a big fuck you to anyone who finds things funny.
 
 
+#'s, - names
20:28 / 14.01.04
http://www.tpir.tv/winners/3/daniel.rm
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
22:18 / 14.01.04
Oh come on, I was bullied rotten as a child and I find this funny.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
23:21 / 14.01.04
I agree with Qalyn.

And either way, that Golf Nutz thing is way better. He gets hit in the balls! With a golfball! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
 
 
5% nation
23:27 / 14.01.04
I couldn't laugh either, it hit too close to home.


What makes no sense whatsoever is that while I pity this kid and want to beat up those that fire upon him with paintballs, I laugh like crazy at the concept behind farthammer.com. Someone, please, explain me to myself.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
07:47 / 15.01.04
The kid didn't look like he was smiling to me.

Is there some big internet conspiracy to fuck up fat little teenaged boys?
 
 
Bear
08:01 / 15.01.04
I'm pretty sure it looked like he was trying not to laugh, not saying it's right of course...

Nowhere near as bad as those Bumfight movies which seem to be popular, they make me very sad
 
 
Spatula Clarke
13:38 / 15.01.04
Is there some big internet conspiracy to fuck up fat little teenaged boys?

If there is, then I guess there's some kind of crisis of self-hate going on.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
17:23 / 15.01.04
I think if you'll read my post carefully, I have nothing against this video in particular. I'm just in a rotten mood these days. So fuck you.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
18:27 / 15.01.04
I think if you'll read my post carefully, I have nothing against this video in particular. I'm just in a rotten mood these days. So fuck you.

Me too!

We should form a buddy-buddy cop team and solve crimes in our million dollar sportscar while screaming FUCK YOU I'M FEELING RATHER FRAGILE TODAY in each other's face all the time, because we are MIAMI FUCK YOU CRIME SQUAD.

Huggles, you grumpy bastard.

To clarify- bullying = unfunny, kid screaming I GONNA FUCKEN KILL YOU YOU FUCKEN BITCH impotently at his friends in the squeeeeeekiest voice ever = comedy fucking goldmine. If this was being done sadisticaly I'd hate it like I hate bumfight. Speaking of which, didn't they get sent to jail? Haw!

(As a brief aside, I'm worried I seem to be turning into the Howard Huges of the internet- my posts everywhere are making less and less sense, even to me)
 
  
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