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Bush will win the next election, two days before the American presidential elections there will be strong reports that Osama Bin Laden has been captured and WMD found in Iraq, Bush will say "Look, I was right after all", get one of the highest positive votes in recent decades yet strangely when it's revealed two days after the election that both reports were completely untrue the media won't bother reporting that much. Lacking the funds to attack another country Bush will instead have to turn inward and take more rights from his people, expect abortion to finally be outlawed.
Wachowski brothers release controversial fourth Matrix film, a mix of the Matrix mythology with liberal dollups of Robert Rankin's 'Armageddon II: They Came and Ate Us'. They are arrested two days after the film is premiered when it's revealed that they spliced in subliminal frames of them wanking over a huge pile of cash and laughing.
2004 will start, though it'll probably take a year or two to get into full gear, the next fight between youth cultures. This will be between the under twenties and under-twenty-fives. The under-25s will be generally liberal and cool, the under twenties will be Nu Labour/Tory capitalist freedom-restrictive shits, Maggie Thatcher clones. They have no interest in culture or nature, they value everything in dollars.
David Blunkett found kicking immigrant families in the face. "I thought I should just cut out the middle-man." The unrepentent Home Secretary said. |
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