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Cack fantasy

 
 
Sax
11:16 / 17.12.03
What's your favourite "cack fantasy" book, and why?

Does anyone still write *good* cack fantasy?

And can we nail down a definition of "cack fantasy" while we're at it?
 
 
Ganesh
12:34 / 17.12.03
The only one I've heard is the urban myth about [Famous Person] lying under a glass-topped table...
 
 
Sax
12:47 / 17.12.03
You know full well what I mean, young feller me lad.
 
 
ephemerat
14:29 / 17.12.03
Not so much book, but series of books: The Belgariad by David Eddings. I began reading the first book when I was ten years old, on the day when my parents split up for good and our home's furniture was removed around me. I totally wrapped myself in it. Ever since it's been a regular comfort read for me. Cack fantasy it may be but it has some great characters (I used to adore Silk) who wittily, bounce off each other, sulk, argue, fall in love and, incidentally, defeat a god to save their world. I'll always love it.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
19:51 / 17.12.03
There's a new breed of cack fantasy- the "gaiman-Pratchett Mimic"- it's like- "well, in this HIGH CONCEPT world, the HIGH CONCEPTS comical everyday character."- or something.
 
 
Wombat
17:35 / 18.12.03
The `Wheel of time` series.
Just so I can inflict them on other people.
800 pages of bickering about the tightness of birgettes trousers.
2 pages of plot.
Except for book 10....which is all trousers.

All the good writers seem to have moved to mind fucking SF.

I`m gonna use the belgariad as the definition of `cack fantasy`. You know it`s rubbish. But love it anyhow.
 
 
Catjerome
18:02 / 18.12.03
In the sense of "favorite bad fantasy book I like to complain about," my vote is for Mercedes Lackey's Arrows of the Queen. This was such pandering, predictable, wish-fulfillment cheese. There's a young bookworm girl in an oppressive patriarchal society that doesn't want women to read, and she's whisked away by a magical horse to the Queen's city itself, and she gets to join a special society and study magic, and she's very wise, and she's the only one who can look after the royal princess properly. Maybe I was the wrong audience for this ... the whole time I was reading it, I kept picturing some fourteen-year-old girl somewhere in a tie-dyed unicorn t-shirt reading the book and cheering.
 
 
Sax
09:17 / 19.12.03
I have a boxed set of the five Belgariad books somewhere. Used to love 'em as a kid.

Worst, worst, worst ever cack fantasy which I used to devour was Piers Anthony's "Xanth" series. Oh, woe.
 
 
Quireboy
10:12 / 19.12.03
Do you know David Eddings is homophobic? (Terrible gay stereotype baddie in one of his books. On the plus side that stopped me from ever reading cack fantasy ever again.) As are the writers of the worst books I've ever read, the DragonLance saga, can't remember their names of the top of my head, Mormons I think. Utter drivel, amazing the crap that can grip the mind of a nine year old.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:55 / 19.12.03
Oh god I don't know- a few years ago I would have said The Wheel of Time, before that it would have been The Belgariad but you know what, I'm going for The Hawk Eternal by David Gemmell because he knows something the others don't... when to shut the hell up.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:56 / 19.12.03
(Would have said the Unicorn books by Tanith Lee but I'm not sure they're cack.)
 
  
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