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Country Quiz [PICS, kinda]

Ethan Hawke

13:29 / 16.12.03

This handy quiz tells you which country you are, out of 64 possible choices. Dee-luxe!

You're
the United Nations!
Most people think you're ineffective, but you are trying to
completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long
way to go. You're always the one trying to get friends to talk to each
other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of
beating each other about the head and torso. Sometimes it works and sometimes
it doesn't, and you get very schizophrenic as a result. But your heart
is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.Take the Country
Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Of course, I got something that's NOT a country...

ibis the being

13:36 / 16.12.03

I'm Mexico:
While some people think you're poor and maybe a little corrupt, you know where it's at, enjoying good food and nice beaches. You like to take things a little slower than those around you, and you really wish the air were cleaner, but sometimes compromises must be made. For some reason, Chevrolet keeps trying to sell you Novas as well, even though they don't really go.

sounds good to me, mang.

[by the way hipler/todd, this morning while typing a memo, I transcribed the word "toilet" as "titler."]

rizla mission

18:54 / 16.12.03

You're Poland!
People tend to think you're stupid and you were probably voted
Least Likely to Succeed by your high school class. These people are mostly
stupid themselves, and are just judging their opinion of you on your ability
to defend yourself, which is admittedly pretty poor. But there's lots
more to life than defending yourself from being picked on and pulled apart!
There's labor unions to join and holiness to produce! You'll survive
yet!Take
the Country Quiz at the href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid

Well whoopee-doo.

Char Aina

19:10 / 16.12.03

You're Chile!
You're really skinny, and kind of bumpy in frame, but you're not as
rough a person as you used to be. You like long, long, long walks on the beach and
avoiding having your rights violated, just like anybody else does. You're even
willing to stand up to those with more power and influence than you, trying to bring them
to justice. Fight the man!Take
the Country Quiz at the href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid

Baz Auckland

19:32 / 16.12.03

Cool! I'm Mexico!

Frio! Soy México!

Bear

19:36 / 16.12.03

You're Thailand!
Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you,
you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions
about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a
number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good
meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry.Take the Country
Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Ha - that's quite weird...

fussycat

19:42 / 16.12.03

Exceptionally correct:

You're Sudan!

Every time you get a headache, you reach for some aspirin, only to realize that someone destroyed it. That's just how things are going for you right now... it's hard to eat, hard to sleep, hard to not have a headache. You try to relax, but people always jump on you about something that doesn't make sense. If you were a goat, you'd be a Nubian.

lolita nation

22:26 / 16.12.03

You're Canada!
People make fun of you a lot, but they're stupid because you've
got a much better life than they do. In fact, they're probably just jealous.
You believe in crazy things like human rights and health care and not
dying in the streets, and you end up securing these rights for yourself and
others. If it weren't for your weird affection for ice hockey, you'd be
the perfect person.Take
the Country Quiz at the href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid

Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey

22:30 / 16.12.03

United Nations here.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:20 / 16.12.03

This is uncanny...

You're Colombia!
You do a lot of drugs, and these have kind of distorted your view of
reality, to the point that everyone looks like an enemy. You keep trying to restore
order over your schizophrenic world view, but you don't even know which goal is your own
and which is someone else's. You're pretty sure someone needs to be punished for all
this, but who that is changes all the time. Things would be a lot better for you if
you switched to coffee, or even to decaf, but all this money would be hard to give up.
Take
the Country Quiz at the href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid

Mazarine

01:43 / 17.12.03

You're Egypt!
Curator of ancient mystical secrets, your life on the surface is fairly
typical these days. Though you are in denial about more things than most people.
Nevertheless, you're trying to convince people that you're safe despite your more
volatile and unstable times that seem to be behind you. You like cats a whole lot.
You'd probably really appreciate The Blue
Pyramid.Take
the Country Quiz at the href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid

Well, I was kinda hoping for Canada, but this is pretty groovy.

Saveloy

10:21 / 17.12.03

You're China!
Big and powerful, you have a long history behind you with more good
and bad than you care to remember, or are really capable of remembering. Lately, in
older age, you've gotten sort of crochety and even mean-spirited. There is still a
lot that's beautiful about you, but most of the focus people have when they think about you
is how hard it is to work with you. There's hope that you might start opening up to
people, but lots of people have bumper stickers about how much you should
change.Take the href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm">Country Quiz at the href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid

Tezcatlipoca

11:29 / 17.12.03

You're Germany!
You have a really ugly past, one that defies description.
This gives you tremendous guilt, but you've coped with it and flourished
into an awfully good person, considering. You've finally made peace with
yourself, in so many ways, and you've been able to build on that for a bright
and capable future. You've become so enlightened that you're probably
a member of the Green Party, or at least listen to their demands.Take the href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm">Country Quiz at the href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid

ephemerat

11:58 / 17.12.03

You're Lebanon!
Your room's a mess. Your house is a mess. Heck, your life
is a mess. It all used to be really beautiful, and someone even compared you to Paris
once, but that's all been replaced with heartache and struggle. You're small, have been
influenced by outsiders for too long, and don't know what to think about religion. At
least you smell rather pleasant!Take
the Country Quiz at the href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid

Well, they're wrong about that last part.

Goodness Gracious Meme

14:49 / 17.12.03

Mexico. (which strikes me as the 'slacker' option.

) that'll do me.

cusm

15:20 / 17.12.03

Aye, pass the Tequila, Senior bengali.

agvvv

06:29 / 18.12.03

this is kinda true actually..

You're Sudan!
Every time you get a headache, you reach for some aspirin, only to
realize that someone destroyed it. That's just how things are going for you right
now... it's hard to eat, hard to sleep, hard to not have a headache. You try to
relax, but people always jump on you about something that doesn't make sense. If
you were a goat, you'd be a Nubian.Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid

SMS

02:59 / 20.12.03

You're
the United States of America!
You were probably a big bully in school, and odds are that
you're still a big bully. You make promises that you break, you manipulate
everyone around you, and you're awfully materialistic. On the other hand,
you're pretty inventive and have a really good sense of justice. You just
never get around to applying the idea of justice to yourself. Incredible
potential remains yours to take advantage of.

gingerbop

19:17 / 20.12.03

Italy? Its all lies, I tell you, LIES!
I like neither cold nor toasty climates, and dont like tomatoes OR oviles. Therefore I can make up what country I am. Though Im not sure where I would be.

You're Italy!
You pretty much feel like you are the most long-standing bastion of
civilized humanity on the face of the earth. While this is probably not true, you
do have a noted history of living the good life and spreading culture to those around you.
More recently, however, things have started to slide and you're having a hard time
staying together and not getting beaten up. People still like to ask you how it was
to be the center of high culture, but your days at the top are long past you. Avoid
volcanoes, flooding, and unstable buildings wherever possible.

gravitybitch

05:12 / 22.12.03

I seem to be
.
.
.

Taiwan!
Despite enormous setbacks, including the fact that most people refuse to recognize who you are or even that you exist at all, you've built yourself into quite a productive person. You've got a little trouble maintaining a sense of personal order, but through the mess, you're still very industrious and have a small but pivotal impact on almost everyone you know, and even people you don't. You make a whole lot of stuff.

hmm. Don't know if I like this...

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