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How geek are you?

 
  

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Tryphena Absent
08:34 / 12.12.03
I'm lame. How could I score so low? I am ashamed.

You are 19% geekOK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you. Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com
 
 
agvvv
09:04 / 12.12.03
Im even lamer!

You are 12% geekOK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you. Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com
 
 
sleazenation
09:40 / 12.12.03
37% i'm bi-geek it suggests i go into business as a geek/normal translator - i wonder if they have such positions at the UN?
 
 
Jack Vincennes
09:46 / 12.12.03
I got 40%, and I think that's the same result as you sleaze... quite pleased with that, because the girl in the photo looked like Kirsten Dunst.

I was also pleased that there wasn't a question along the lines of 'Have you been wearing your jumper back to front for the last three hours without noticing?' as that would have affected my score in entirely the wrong way.
 
 
Quantum
09:49 / 12.12.03
You are 58% geekYou are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek

Argh, I was expecting lower. You lot call yourself geeks? Hah...
 
 
Sax
10:20 / 12.12.03
God, I'm dull.

You are 11% geekOK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you. Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com
 
 
Quantum
10:33 / 12.12.03
Does anyone know who my picture is? It's too American for my brain- Rush Limbaugh?
 
 
Smoothly
10:44 / 12.12.03
Drew Carey. Who still looks like his yearbook photo.
 
 
Baz Auckland
11:26 / 12.12.03
I'm 54%! ...but I don't really look like Drew Carey thankfully...
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:30 / 12.12.03
12%, which is good, because it means this quiz hates me almost as much as I hate it. Seriously, did you see the available answers for "what do you do in your spare time?" - where the hell was anything remotely hedonistic? I'm aware of my own geekiness, but I know plenty of geeks who like to party and bullshit, tear the fucking roof off, what the fuck is UP with this quiz? Borecore to the third degree.
 
 
netbanshee
11:54 / 12.12.03
hmmm... as I suspected...

You are 32% geekYou are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.
You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!
Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!
You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime. Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com
 
 
Mazarine
12:00 / 12.12.03
You are 51% geekYou are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other. Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

Creepy. I'm a lit/theater geek who's engaged to a bio/computer/gamer geek. However, we are still not very solvent.

And is that Jodi Foster?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
12:30 / 12.12.03
Gah! This fucking quiz is trying to kill me!
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
12:33 / 12.12.03
"You are 55% geek
You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other."

Wait a minute, I don't look like Drew Carey! I'm in much better shape than that! And I don't wear glasses! Bugger!
 
 
ibis the being
14:33 / 12.12.03
I was only 3%. But go tell that to the in-crowd.
 
 
nedrichards is confused
17:15 / 12.12.03
Also Geek liason which strangely enough is so not David Duchovny. Closer to Rolf on Art I fear.
 
 
fluid_state
01:49 / 13.12.03
Bwah-ha-hah!
You are 54% geek

That's just damn near perfect for me, methinks. Vegas geek? sums me right up, it does. (having Jodie Foster as a female counterpart does the ego a world of good, to boot)
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:21 / 13.12.03
Im 12% geek but Im assuming that this quiz is oriented towards the techy geeks rather than any other kind.
 
 
espy
02:50 / 13.12.03
You are 35% geek. You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.
You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!
Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!
You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

About true...what I was expecting. And yay, I get money as a translator between geeks and non-geeks.
 
 
Mazarine
02:59 / 13.12.03
David Duchovny is way, way geekier than 32%. These pictures have been arragned willy-nilly. Willy-nilly I say. And enjoy saying. Willy-nilly.
 
 
Alpha Beth
08:21 / 13.12.03


You are 97% geekOK. There is such a thing as too much geekness. I suspect you're spending far too much time with the boys or girls of the Internet. The closer your score is to 100%, the closer you are to going right out the other side and being a nerd. Geeks rule. Where geeks are socially-inept, nerds are socially incompetent. Not even geeks can take nerds. So let's be careful, huh? Watch a little TV, maybe listen to some popular radio, read a little Stephen King, anything to ensure you can communicate with the 99.44% of the population that isn't all that concerned with the minutiae of whatever it is you happen to be geeky about. It's OK to be a geek, but go much further and you'll be a genuine bore. Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com
 
 
A
08:17 / 16.12.03
I'm 34% geek. I get a David Duchovny picture. Neat.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:39 / 16.12.03
Yet again, it seems I'm neither fish nor flesh:

You are 44% geekYou are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.
You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!
Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!
You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime. Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com
 
 
rizla mission
10:08 / 16.12.03
I get a rather unimpressive 41%.

But I do get that cool picture of the guy with the magnifying glass and ther beard and.. OH MY GOD! It's not Mulder is it? Since when did he have a nifty beard??
 
 
fussycat
13:52 / 16.12.03
Those who call me a geek are right:

You are 58% geek



You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough.
Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.
 
 
ephemerat
12:15 / 17.12.03
As expected I'm geek, but only 56% so:

 
 
Yay Paul
12:57 / 17.12.03
I'm only 37%

"which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people"

MY GOD they know, they ARE watching !
 
 
Sax
13:07 / 17.12.03
Can I just say I love Flyboy as if he were my own son.
 
 
gravitybitch
14:48 / 17.12.03
53% geek, with the lovely lady in black...

I'm kind of surprised I didn't score higher, but I'd rather look at her than Drew any day!

Well, I need to go off to my geeky job. Be seeing you...
 
 
LykeX
15:01 / 18.12.03
Jodie Foster *drool*

Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest.
 
 
Ellis says:
15:26 / 18.12.03
I am 35 % Geek.

I don't get it.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:27 / 18.12.03
I'm with fly.

And 'surprsingly' score 12%.

This in spite of the fact that I'm posting a geek quiz result on a bulletin board kickstarted by a comic. Which is how I know some of my best friends

er....
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:30 / 18.12.03
oh, and I got lovely Drew....

(er, Barrymore that is, not Carey. *shudder*)
 
 
Char Aina
17:38 / 18.12.03
You are 11% geekOK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you. Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:45 / 19.12.03
Sax, can I have an IPod for Christmas?
 
  

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