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Get Well Soon Tryphena Sparks

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Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

11:42 / 10.12.03

Ugh. This is the lamest. Fly, dude, you're like... totally lame. Now we see the secret heart behind flyboy. A little girls heart. With a beard... I mean, sentiment? All I can say is dude. Duuude. I can never take your opinion seriously again because I now know you think like a girl. Ew! Are you actually gay?

Yah, I mean, I hope yr better tryp. Whatever, y'know.

Tryphena Absent

12:07 / 10.12.03

Shut UP Suedehead!!! There is no love in your heart. There is no love.

Goodness Gracious Meme

12:48 / 10.12.03

"most schmaltzy and annoying thread ever"

yep. and it deserves to remain at the top of the Conversation as a constant reminder.

So, let's all treat it as an extra 'Insted Thread', with added Flyboy-poking value.

Awwwww, cutie schnookums...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

13:02 / 10.12.03

Yep, wish you better, Tryph. Everyone else: I'm going to make it rain microwaves IN YOUR HOUSE. And I CAN.

My brooch is of DEMONS.

Tryphena Absent

13:34 / 10.12.03

Microwaves. Fucking hell. The kitchen table's not gonna protect you from that.

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:39 / 10.12.03

There is no love.

Whatever happened to the values of humanity?

8===>Q: alyn

19:45 / 10.12.03

Microwaves. Fucking hell. The kitchen table's not gonna protect you from that

She means microwave ovens, Tryphena, not actual, like, microwaves. She hasn't got the science for microwaves (I'm the one with the technology). If you have a steel table in your kitchen, you'll be fine.

Anyway, feel better, schnookie-wookums! I hopes yoo widdu tummy-wummy gets awwwwww bettu! And I hopes yoo disn't evu fwow up aww ovu Fwyboy's shiny-winy shoesies o' nuffing.

Tryphena Absent

21:32 / 10.12.03

Yep. Kitchen table's not gonna stop those microwave ovens you fucking moron

8===>Q: alyn

01:02 / 11.12.03

Listen, I'm not the one with the flimsy kitchen table. Try pummeling me in my own house with microwave ovens, and see who the fucking moron is. Why don't you try channelling your jealousy of me toward something useful, like steel furniture?

God, I'm so much smarter than the lot of you, but do you ever show anything but contempt for me? No. You don't. You call me names and threaten me with chainsaws, for no reason. I should become a supervillain or something.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:08 / 11.12.03

I love you, man. Don't do it.

Don't let ickle babbykinsh get tu yoo.

8===>Q: alyn

01:45 / 11.12.03

Very well. You shall be my henchman, General Disorder.

I mean General Disarray, goddammit.

Tryphena Absent

08:21 / 11.12.03

Hey! There's only room for one supervillain around here and it's me little pigeon brain. I've got the trousers and a gun. What have you got except a lame henchman with a stupid name who won't ever shut UP?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:24 / 11.12.03

HEY! You can't be a supervillain and be my ARCH NEMESIS, Qalyn, you stupidhead. And I can too make it rain actual microwaves in people's houses, not just microwave ovens. (Although I could do that as well if I wanted. I just don't. Okay?)

And I do so have technology. I sent the flying robot katydid to eat your brain, which I thought it hadn't but now I see that it did because you're being such a STUPIDHEAD.

Tryphena Absent

09:54 / 11.12.03

ohmygodflyingrobotkatydidRUN!Run!Veryveryscary.

Quantum

10:36 / 11.12.03

So I guess you're feeling better now schnookie? I mean, Tryphena?

Tryphena Absent

10:56 / 11.12.03

flyingrobotkatydid is dead. You're next Qalyn, then Quantum, then anyone else who happens to get on my nerves.

I want you to understand. It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry.

Quantum

12:20 / 11.12.03

Yup, feeling better. Bruce-Lee-Yellow-spattered-with-blood suits you my dear.

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