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Weren't expecting THAT were you!

 
  

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Tom Coates
13:45 / 07.12.03
So I've swapped around all the categories and declared this week, "Everything is Upside Down" week, just to see if it encourages us to post more in places we wouldn't normally post. You know, for kids...
 
 
Saint Keggers
13:48 / 07.12.03
We can post for kids?? I'd like some to clean up around the house and maybe some I can keep around for spare parts in my later years.

Great idea though, Tom.
 
 
rizla mission
13:58 / 07.12.03
Wow, like, far out man..
 
 
Papess
14:03 / 07.12.03
my neck hurts
 
 
Ellis says:
14:21 / 07.12.03
Haha.

Fantastic!
 
 
Spatula Clarke
14:47 / 07.12.03
Interesting. My brain keeps on expecting the fora positions to be completely reversed, so that P&H is on the bottom left and Conversation on the bottom right, for example.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:54 / 07.12.03
Oh, noooo...

*falls to the ceiling*
 
 
gravitybitch
15:40 / 07.12.03
I was expecting the left/right switch as well... wonder what that says about how we think?

My first reaction, though, was one of "Ah, shit. Something else I'll have to remember."
 
 
The Falcon
15:54 / 07.12.03
You are Magneto, Tom.
 
 
Sax
16:19 / 07.12.03
I'll get me cork-trimmed hat and throw another prawn on the barbie, etc.
 
 
The Strobe
17:08 / 07.12.03
You are Magneto, Tom.

And there was me thinking he was Xorn all along!
 
 
Sax
17:54 / 07.12.03
...under the mask of the gentle Xoc was the evil MagneTom..!
 
 
bitchiekittie
17:58 / 07.12.03
cruel tom, tormenting the more easily confused posters (like me).
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:13 / 07.12.03
Whoah! Well that took me by surprise, at least! Cool idea!
 
 
espy
22:29 / 07.12.03
It's confusing me. Thoroughly... >.>
 
 
Perfect Tommy
23:21 / 07.12.03
I get to finally catch up on New X-Men when I go home for the holidays in a week... AND PALEFACE SLIPS A SPOILER IN A POLICY THREAD!!!

*weep*
 
 
The Falcon
01:45 / 08.12.03
Ho ho!

Nae luck!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
08:18 / 08.12.03
There's something wrong with the world! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
 
 
Quantum
08:30 / 08.12.03
I like it upside down...am I gay?
 
 
Tom Coates
11:39 / 08.12.03
Yes.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
15:00 / 08.12.03
I'm a reasonably capable and intelligent young person. Why do I find this so disorientating and hard to navigate? It's like somewhere moved all your furniture round while you were away for the weekend...
 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:31 / 08.12.03
I think part of it is to do with that huge gap in the Spectacle - you used to have to scroll down before you saw it. Now that it's slap bang in front of you as soon as you visit the board, everything looks messy. Maybe that's part of the reason.

The other thing is that some of it's recognisable, but in an odd hall of mirrors way. It's not so much that they moved all you furniture around, more like they painted everything that was white, black and everything that was black, white. The slight familiarity's what's throwing me off balance. It's certainly a lot more difficult to figure out where things are than it may have been had everything changed position.
 
 
bio k9
23:19 / 08.12.03
I'm just glad its not those mob hackers again.
 
 
Tom Coates
09:39 / 09.12.03
Well that's rather the point, actually. The idea is you come to the board and your eye doesn't just automatically swim to the places you'd normally go, but you actually see some of the threads in the other fora for a moment - some of which might tweak your fancy. I may move everything around again in a few days, just to confuse you again.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
11:58 / 09.12.03
I may move everything around again in a few days, just to confuse you again.

It's like one of those interrogation techniques that makes the suspect say things they don't mean to say because they're all disorientated... (Like the new layout though -having Creation at the top is good. As is not having to scroll down to Books)
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
12:20 / 09.12.03
Can I vote for the text being upside-down and back-to-front, so that you can only read Barbelith using an intricate system of mirrors set up around the screen? That'll bugger the people who read it from work...
 
 
Saveloy
13:30 / 09.12.03
I'd like to see the fora constantly on the move, like a herd of sheep (or cats, or worms, or shrews). Your mouse pointer would take the form of a shepherd's crook. As you approached the sections (which initially would be clustered together, like a, um, herd), they would break up and run away from your pointer in different directions. Every time you catch and click on a section, it increases its speed and wiggliness by a notch on future chases, making it trickier to catch. For added trickiness, you could remove the fora headings and make them only identifiable by the tracks they leave, or the manner in which they run away (zig-zag, wiggle, limp etc)

Better yet, replace the pointer with a sheep-dog avatar thingy, which you use to herd your desired subjects in to a penn, and which you control by whistling commands into a microphone plugged into the back of your PC. Obviously everyone would have to wear a flat cap, otherwise it wouldn't work. Do you think you could knock something like that up, Tom?

Re: "expecting a left/right switch"

Weird... I don't get that, but I do expect the sections to be in reverse order within the fora, eg Music should now be at the top of the Spectacle, and Art & Design should be at the bottom.

Anyhow, great idea, Tom, I like it.
 
 
Saint Keggers
14:57 / 09.12.03
I do like the Cecil quote. Especially now that I know where its from.
You should have a new quote everyday.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
18:42 / 09.12.03
For a while I thought Saveloy was Graham Rawle; then I suspected he was Steve Aylett; now I am 99.9% certain he is Jeff Noon.
 
 
w1rebaby
12:48 / 11.12.03
I like it upside down...am I gay?

It means you're a textual invert.
 
 
Olulabelle
10:44 / 12.12.03
I do like the Cecil quote. Especially now that I know where its from.

How do you know where it's from? Where is it from?

I like it too.
 
 
Smoothly
11:36 / 12.12.03
I wondered that too.

Is it from this...?

Cecil B. DeMille was in a canoe in Maine one summer day, just drifting through the water in a shallow place near the shore. He could see the bottom of the lake and noticed that it was covered with water beetles. One of them crawled up on the canoe, hung on and died. Three hours later, still floating in the warm sun, DeMille watched as the shell of the water beetle cracked open, and a tiny head emerged. Then the wings unfolded and a beautiful dragonfly with an iridescent body and gossamer wings left the dead carcass and sailed across the surface of the water, shimmering in the afternoon sun—going farther in a half second than the water beetle could crawl all day long. The dragonfly sailed across the surface of the lake, but the water beetles below, unaware of the miracle of metamorphosis, couldn’t see it. DeMille’s comment afterward on the experience was this: “Do you think God would do that for a water beetle and not do it for you and me?”

The greatest miracle we will ever see is likely to be at the end of our lives. But in the meantime, maybe God will do another miracle, and change our way of seeing. Perhaps God will turn our world upside down, not necessarily through a crisis, but somehow getting us to read the signs of life, to see that Easter is now, Easter is for everyone, Easter is forever.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
12:41 / 12.12.03
My eyes! Stop... moving... things.... !
 
 
Sax
12:43 / 12.12.03
Another spin of the wheel, another roll of the Tombola barrel...
 
 
Saint Keggers
12:44 / 12.12.03
Where's the damn quote Tom???
 
  

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