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Does anyone know any good Pirate stories?

 
 
Jack Denfeld
19:54 / 06.12.03
Or a good pirate book? I found a pretty decent artist, and he wants to draw Pirates. So does anyone know any good Pirate stories from history or a book full of Pirate stories?
 
 
Baz Auckland
21:10 / 06.12.03
Ooh! Cheng Ch’eng-kung is a great one! Cheng I Sao and the Pirate Confederacy is great too!

Cheng Ch’eng-kung (aka Koxinga) was a pretender to the throne of China during the fall of the Ming dynasty. The remaining Ming flocked to him to restore the dynasty from the Manchus. After raiding most of China, he failed to capture any large objectives, so he captured Taiwan from the Dutch and made it his pirate base! Loads of potential stories there! He became a legendary figure, symbolising Chinese resistance against the foreign oppression of the Manchus.

Cheng I, along with his wife, Cheng I Sao, created a pirate confederacy in the early 19th century, with seven fleets, 400 junks and 40 to 60,000 pirates under its control. Cheng I Sao (also known as the Pirate Widow Cheng was the main leader from 1807 onwards. She expanded its operations to include protection rackets for salt convoys and fishermen, as well as offices on the mainland for fee collection. By 1808 the pirates had almost total control over the south coast. In the end, Cheng I Sao and her second husband/adopted son were paid off with millions of dollars and lots of titles.

(I wrote an essay on Chinese Pirates last year. Want a copy? There's lots of stories and legends about these guys out there. Even Borges wrote a story about Cheng I Sao...
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:19 / 06.12.03
Edgar Allan Poe's The Gold Bug is a damn good pirate storie.

I wish you had asked last year..before I had thrown away all my old notes from "Ivestigating Pirates" class in college.
 
 
w1rebaby
21:31 / 06.12.03
I remember when I totally haX0red Flash 6 before it was even released!!!!111 d00d
 
 
Jack Denfeld
21:33 / 06.12.03
Baz, I'd love a copy.
 
 
Lionheart
06:58 / 08.12.03
There once was a pirate. Then he met a ninja. There once was a pirate...
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
07:28 / 08.12.03
Over in the books forum there is a list of pirate resources somewhere.

Personally I always thought an early modern Invisiblesish (sorry) story based around the story of Capatain Mission's abortive attempt at starting an anarchist/communist commune is a good idea. Captain Mission was a political fantasy of 18th century bullshit artist Daniel Defoe (not to be mixed up with Willem when drunk). Burroughs used the story to base part of Cities of the Red Light on.

In short if you are looking for material I would suggest DeFoe's a general History of the Pyrates, Project Gutemberg (sp?) have a copy on line.

Have fun.
 
 
jeff
12:04 / 08.12.03
"'Twas an evil moon, no crying over the lapping of the waves. Arrgh, my boy, had we known what was to befall us scabrous dogs......"

The rusty sea dog shook a little, and kicked another log into the cat. The creature was distinctly unamused, but y'know, it was dead. From the log. An evil log.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
14:38 / 08.12.03
There are no good pirate stories, because all the best stories star ninjas. There are a few good stories where pirates get there asses handed to them, but I'm not sure that's what you're looking for.
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
15:06 / 08.12.03
Ignore Spyder, later on the the crew of the Besotted Monkey are going to head over to his place and fuck all his puppies to death, then we'll see how ninja he feels.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
16:55 / 08.12.03
This ninja keeps no puppies, you drunken beastiality-obsessed savage. Bring on the Monkeys, you foolish sea cow.
 
 
Cheap. Easy. Cruel.
17:27 / 08.12.03
This is not really a pirate story, but he did have a hook for a hand!
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
22:11 / 08.12.03
Burroughs used the story to base part of Cities of the Red Light on.

Burroughs also did a book called 'Ghost of Chance' that deals exclusively with Captain Mission and free pirate communities, it also has a lot of emphasis on lemurs - so you get pirates and monkeys in the same book. Nobody can say Burroughs wasn't a crowd pleaser.
 
 
Sobek
22:20 / 08.12.03

My great-aunt and her husband were in a fight with pirates...oh, about 25 years ago. But they were pretty serious NRA-types, so they came out OK. My aunt kept the guns reloaded during the fight. I do not remember the details too well (I was pretty young), but I think that my grandmother (it was her sister) still has a newspaper clipping.
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
06:55 / 09.12.03
Of course you don't keep puppies now! And why? Cuz we've fucked them all to death!

Pirates and monkeys, ooooo.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
12:26 / 09.12.03
I'm more of a cat person, actually. I don't need a small animal to follow me around and love me unconditionally to feel good about myself. I'm a ninja, I am one with the shadows and the night. I could sneak onto your silly monkey ship, hide out for a week and then murder all of you pirates in your sleep before you ever realized I was there. And then I'd take your rum. Your pathetic little toy boat filled with a bunch of drunkards... yeah, that's a challenge. Riiiight.
 
  
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