I miss Haus

18:20 / 05.12.03

I know I haven't been here nearly as long as loads of you, but when I joined Haus was, as the vernacular goes, 'in full effect', and my how I larfed.

I was on the receiving end of hir unique brand of caustic acerbicity (I don't care if it's not a word) a couple of times, and always enjoyed it thoroughly, but not as thoroughly as when it was someone else.

Particularly that 'Doomlord' thing, which actually caused me injury it was so funny.

So where the fuck is Haus??

Papess

18:30 / 05.12.03

He is in the Head Shop, at least that is where I saw him last. In the Polyamory thread.

20:31 / 05.12.03

Haus is always with us in spirit, Money $hot, but last I heard he had to get his reindeer team in trim for the big night--he's on the European Santa Auxilliary Squad this year but his reindeer have gotten kind of flabby. We are just going to have to do without him for a few more weeks so that all the little boys and girls of England will get their just desserts.

Mazarine

20:49 / 05.12.03

He meandered into the Late Shift for a while. I miss Haus too.

Spatula Clarke

00:21 / 06.12.03

Whose Haus?

Run's Haus!

Char Aina

03:09 / 06.12.03

what was the doomlord thing?

oh, and yeah, bring back monsieur maisoun.(just dont tell him i said so)

Our Lady of The Two Towers

03:12 / 06.12.03

I just got this telegram from Haus:

DEAR Q STOP THESE ARE THE SORRIEST REINDE
ER I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO WORK
WITH STOP I HOPE THE LITTLE ROTTERS APPRE
CIATE WHAT IM GOING THROUGH HERE STOP I T
HINK I AM SOMEWHERE OVER NORTH AFRICA STO
P IM GOING TO HAVE MY SUBSCRIPTION TO SOA
P OPERA DIGEST FORWARDED TO YOUR HOUSE ST
OP PLEASE DONT DO THE CROSSWORD STOP MY R
EGARDS TO THAT CRAZY BASTARD MONEY $HOT S
TOP BEST WISHES HAUS FULL STOP

Whisky Priestess

10:40 / 06.12.03

I miss Haus

I second that emulsion. I'm still using the lighter he gave me for Christmas last year and I owe him a huggle for that alone.

12:50 / 06.12.03

Guesswork based on what he said in another thread, v. busy IRL and on holiday this weekend where access to the internet isn't his prime concern.

I've fiddled about with this Tickle-me Elmo to replace him while he's gone. When you tickle his stomach Elmo says "I think you need a trip to Selfawaria", "Someone didn't drink their grown-up juice today" or the ever favourite "You really are an idiot. But let's return to the topic at hand..." Hours of fun for the whole family, and educational too!

12:59 / 06.12.03

DEAR Q STOP BUDHAPEST IS LOVELY BUT I
SEEM TO HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN FOR SOME S
ORT OF AGITATOR STOP I EXPECT THERE I
S POLITICAL INTRIGUE AND ADVENTURE IN
STORE FOR YOURS TRULY FULL STOP

19:23 / 06.12.03

DEAR Q STOP DO ME A SOLI
D AND LOOK INTO ARGENTIN
IAN DIVORCE LAW STOP CRA
P ITS A CATHOLIC COUNTRY
ISNT IT STOP BIT OF A ST
ICKY WICKET WOT STOP YT
HAUS FULL STOP

05:40 / 07.12.03

DEAR Q STOP RECEIVED THE FLOWERS AN
D GIFT BASKET STOP YOU ARE THE BEST
FRIEND IVE EVER HAD STOP DEEPLY MOV
ED STOP LOVE HAUS FULL STOP

The Strobe

08:17 / 07.12.03

Reading Qalyn's posts is a bit like watching somebody else masturbating. I feel dirty.

Whisky Priestess

11:36 / 07.12.03

DEAR WP BEEN GETTING ODD TELEGRAMS FROM QALYN THINK HE MAY BE BACK ON THE METHS STOP CAN YOU MAKE SURE HE HASN'T BEEN GOING THRU MY BINS AGAIN STOP IN SINGAPORE WEATHER LOVELY BUT LADYBOYS RESTLESS WILL SEND SPLEEN WHEN REACH KARACHI KEEP WELL STOP HUGGLES HAUS

16:04 / 07.12.03

Is it still masturbating if I'm doing it for you? I bet if Haus was here he'd suggest I start a Head Shop thread about it.

Whisky, there's a telegram for you.

Bill Posters

13:51 / 15.12.03

Even I miss Haus. I mean, I obviously despise the monstrosity, but I miss fighting it all the time. (I am under the impression that the feller behind the suit is now working somewhere "where they have a proper IT dept", and hence can't check the board much.)

bio k9

21:00 / 15.12.03

Or maybe he has better things to do that fight with you, eh? Like reading up on American cinematic propaganda from the 80s.

23:03 / 15.12.03

Actually, I've been executed by the Red Army, after they parachuted into my Oklahoma town.

Avenge me, boys. AVENGE ME!

(Was Bill fighting me all this time? Well, that at least explains the gum marks on my left ankle. Could have done me a nasty hicky, that...)

bio k9

23:25 / 15.12.03

Ah, feel the love...

Bill Posters

11:26 / 16.12.03

well Haus, at least I know a plainclothes cop when I see one.

Haus fought the law, and the law won.

Tryphena Absent

11:42 / 16.12.03

I think what this thread is trying to say is...

Please don't go, don't go-o-o-o, don't go away

I know it's a bad late 20th century song but they've all melded in to one in my mind!

13:37 / 16.12.03

You see? YOU SEE?

Haus is Viggo Mortensen and this was all a publicity coup dreamed up by Peter Jackson

*Triumphant Self Satisfied Chest Beating*

22:37 / 16.12.03

Oddly, the "it's just Barbelith, obviously I have nothing but love for you the person" schtick looks threadbare when you start pulling bits of you-the-person pub conversation into these little pigtail-pulling episodes, Bill. Ah well.

Now, if nobody minds, I have an elf to snog. Sit down, Legolas.

Bill Posters

16:51 / 17.12.03

awwww c'mon, i did not mean that nastily as the smilies make perfectly clear, but yes, okay, point taken.

22:35 / 18.12.03

I tend to assume smilies mean "I am about to say something that I know is offensive or just plain wrong; thus, I am using the international sign of 'not touching, can't get angry', which somehow removes the right to reply from anybody I am slagging off or talking trash to". They are usually a failure of nerve as much as a failure of writing.

Or, to put it another way, I'm afraid it doesn't make that much difference whether you mean something nastily if the something in question is nasty. We've been through this before. As such I don't feel I have to c'mon anything. Except Legolas.

Kneel down, Legolas.

22:39 / 18.12.03

Elf abuse causes blindness.

etc...

22:40 / 18.12.03

Still, at least you've got your elf.

and so on

22:41 / 18.12.03

Goblin?

22:46 / 18.12.03

You Tolkien to me??

22:52 / 18.12.03

I'm liking this Moria and Moria.

23:08 / 18.12.03

You just control that Crack of Doom now.