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Sex Tapes

 
 
Jonas
18:48 / 04.12.03
If you could will into existence a celebrity sex tape of any currently living celebrity (or pair of celebrities), who would you pick?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
19:19 / 04.12.03
John Goodman and Steve Buscemi in their bowling shirts.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
19:20 / 04.12.03
Or Queen Latifah pegging the original cast of MadTV.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
19:25 / 04.12.03
Do you mean "pegging" in the Dan Savage sense?
 
 
grant
20:07 / 04.12.03
Britney Spears and Bob Hope.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
20:17 / 04.12.03
Grant, Bob Hope is dead!
 
 
Saint Keggers
20:22 / 04.12.03
Doesn't mean it wouldn't be a great tape.
 
 
Bed Head
21:01 / 04.12.03
Miss Piggy and Kris Kristofferson
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:10 / 04.12.03
Tina Turner (in her Thunderdome role) in a threeway with Sideshow Bob and Bob Ross

I think all that bouncing hair would be hypnotic.
 
 
Bed Head
21:15 / 04.12.03
sorry, is there a rule I havnt noticed that all combinations must inclde at least one guy called 'bob'?

just checking.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:23 / 04.12.03
Not at all. The many bobs of the sex tape thread is merely coincidence.

If you dont fancy having a Bob in your tape may I suggest Kristine Kreuk from smallville and Eve from Angel and Rory from The Gilmore Girls and the Mechanic from Firefly and... ok....cold shower time.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
21:54 / 04.12.03
Is there any other sense, Matthew?

And dammit, Bob Ross is dead, too. If you're not going to try to play by the rules, I'm going home.

With Shaq and Reba MacIntyre!

We're going to plan our new album.

Naked!
 
 
nedrichards is confused
22:01 / 04.12.03
John Major and Edwina Currie, back by popular demand.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:03 / 04.12.03
When did Bob Ross die?????
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
22:09 / 04.12.03
Like, ten years ago, dude.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:11 / 04.12.03
hmmm.that would explain how come he stopped aging on tv.
 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
22:11 / 04.12.03
the six million dollar man, the bionic woman, and that robot girl..."Small Wonder"? In some sort of industrial setting like a steel plant.
 
 
Jonas
22:18 / 04.12.03
Erika Christensen

+

Al Roker

=

BLISS

Please please please make it happen!
 
 
Jonas
22:21 / 04.12.03
Or how aboot this:

Rosasio Dawson

+

Martin Short

OR

Clay Aiken

+

Candice Bergen
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
23:04 / 04.12.03
Bob Crane and Greg Kinnear.

Yeah, I'd buy that one.

Especially if Richard Dawson was watching and saying, "Survey says...?!?!?"
 
 
grant
00:41 / 05.12.03
I'm going to go to my bedroom and cry. I'd forgotten about old ski-nose.

Over my tape of Paris Hilton and Margaret Thatcher. They were both really drunk....
 
 
Baz Auckland
01:41 / 05.12.03


RIP Bob Ross ?-1995...

(I don't want to see him naked. Really.)
 
 
higuita
07:35 / 05.12.03
Jordan and Gareth Gates.

They what? Ok, I'll go for Brian Cant and Floella Benjamin then. Grr.

'What's that? You want a threeway, Big Ted? ...

...I'm not doing it with Hamble, though.'
 
 
Pingle!Pop
11:55 / 05.12.03
Would suggesting politically-damaging pairings be considered a little too pragmatic. The emergence of a pope and Dubya video (preferably a really, really debauched one) would probably present a sufficiently nightmarish situation for at least the American religious right.
 
 
Jonas
13:05 / 05.12.03
Ruben Studdard and Christina Aguilera!
 
  
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