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Prank Ideas for Interview About Discordians

Lionheart

06:17 / 04.12.03

So this Friday I might get interviewed by some writer person about Discordians. What sorts of pranks should I pull in the conversation? I'm already reminded of the old "grunge speak" prank back in the early nineties. I need ideas, people! Ideas!

Ganesh

10:26 / 04.12.03

Get your cock out.

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

12:19 / 04.12.03

Surely getting your discordian cock out would be more appropriate?

Saint Keggers

12:43 / 04.12.03

Demand that you be interview soley in pig-latin.

When he/she sits down, thanks him for agreeing to the interview and start asking him questions about discordianism.

Stop answering questions on the grounds that it may incrimminate "John Bederndurn,a wonderful man, who is still on the run in beautiful Tijuana."

Suddenly scream out "Oh shit! I've left the toaster on!". Then calmly sit back down. When the interviewer asks about it say "Oh its ok, I left it on in 1995, Im just now comming to terms with it."

Tell him how he/she is the first person to interview you about accordians.

Sax

12:55 / 04.12.03

Get your cock out and claim it's called "Leviathan". Then run around with it flapping about screaming: "We're all in a book! We're all in a book!" Then claim you have based your life on an incredibly badly-written series of novels. Then sneak up on an old lady and shout "Boo!" so loudly that she dies. Then take absolutly loads of LSD and sit in a corner wetting yourself until the sun comes up, when you can tell the interviewer what a marvellously-mind expanding experience it was.

Quantum

13:40 / 04.12.03

Lie absolutely about everything (harder than it sounds)

Tell them you can only answer questions that are 23 words long

Where are you going to be? A band of people dressed as monkeys coming in might do the trick, especially if you convince everyone else there to ignore them.

Roll a golden apple under the table and say 'Interview's over.'

Explain in detail how the Discordian ethic is essentially to create order out of chaos, you know, the whole nonsense and chaos thing is a method to make method out of madness, like chaos theory in practice, so really deep down Discordianism is not about Discord but Accord, and so it really should be Accordianism. Show them your previously prepared accordian-shaped badge to prove it.

8===>Q: alyn

14:15 / 04.12.03

Dress as a sad clown and bring along all the corny Vaudevillian clown gear, whoopee cushion, joy buzzer, squirting flower, etc, but act very normal and a little bored, like a security guard or file clerk.

8===>Q: alyn

16:13 / 04.12.03

Y'know, I'm thinking about it. Why would anyone want to interview a Discordian at this stage in the game? Are there any anagrams of "ERIS" in this reporters name? The station isn't WERS, is it?

grant

17:13 / 04.12.03

Slick your hair back, wear a suit and tie, and respond to all questions as if you were the CFO of a for-profit organization.

Like:
Q: So, just how big a denomination is Discordianism?

A: We're experiencing a period of unprecedented growth, with fourth-quarter yields up by 3 percent or more!

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

18:56 / 04.12.03

Don't turn up

rakehell

01:07 / 05.12.03

Have sex with the interviewers mum and during the interview keep winking at them.

Eh, eh?

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