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Char Aina
16:05 / 29.11.03
robbie williams.
the man strikes me as a canny manipulator of the world he lives in. he has had his troubles, he has had several shit tunes. he has still managed to pull fame and fortune off with flair and seeming ease.

he strikes me as a khaotian too, sometimes.

a little bit grant morrison, a little bit boy in a suitcase. (he was wearing a suit like the one you had on in a picture on your website, mr suitcase sir. a passing resemblance, but maybe your jacket and pants came from the same Arcane Suit Store.)

has anyone else thought like this about the tattooed prince of pop? does anyone think i am mad? did the video with the flesh ripping strengthen my case, or destroy it?

and what about that logo?
 
 
Papess
17:14 / 29.11.03
Why wouldn't I be surprised if he is reading this? Hmmm...

Hey Robbie! What was the name of that boy band you were in?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
17:22 / 29.11.03
Robbie, I liked that one song of yours. Will you "loan" me a few grand?
 
 
macrophage
17:47 / 29.11.03
If he's invisible does he snort powdered blood from the navels of bellydancers??????
 
 
bitchiekittie
17:55 / 29.11.03
whos this?
 
 
Olulabelle
17:59 / 29.11.03
You might not know BK because he's a British popstar who was too lazy to bother touring round America, and is therefore not tremendously well known over there.
 
 
Papess
18:03 / 29.11.03


The Official Website

Okay...I admit it...I think he is handsome. There, I said it!
 
 
Olulabelle
18:07 / 29.11.03
He may be handsome but he is also completely fucked in the head and therefore best avoided.
 
 
Papess
18:12 / 29.11.03
That must be the attraction then.

Actually, I have seen him doing interviews on American television and he was very appreciative of the North American audience. They didn't judge him based on anything the Brits may know about. Basically, we are oblivious, therefore, we like him.
 
 
bitchiekittie
18:44 / 29.11.03
I dunno. based on two pictures it looks like his hair is awfully....sculpted. that would distract me from any naughty thoughts.



ok, three more pictures, two of them he's singing. nope, doesn't do a thing for me.
 
 
Char Aina
07:51 / 30.11.03
He may be handsome but he is also completely fucked in the head and
therefore best avoided.



yeah yeah.
invisible... inviiiiiiiiisibuhl.
nah'ah'mean?
 
 
PatrickMM
18:34 / 30.11.03
I recall GM saying that the afforementioned Rock DJ video did in three minutes what took 60 issues in The Invisibles. I've only seen that and heard Millenium from him, so I'm not sure about the rest of his output, but what I've heard is pretty solid pop, and that video was really cool.
 
 
Papess
18:47 / 30.11.03
You know BK....wait, Sculpted? - you were talking about his hair?!?!
 
 
Spatula Clarke
18:48 / 30.11.03
Conclusive proof that Grant Morrison is full of shit. Or drugs. One of the two.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:27 / 30.11.03
My theory: Grant Morrison is Robbie Williams Notice how you never see RW writting comics and you never see GM on Top of The Pops?? He's just trying to confuse you.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
23:54 / 30.11.03
Shit, now you've done it: I've got all these pop stars dressed up as Invisibles in my head, like that Beegees movie about the Beatles. Robbie Williams, Avril Levine, Mos Def, Debbie Harry and Cher in one of those horse costumes like on the Honeymooners with David Bowie in the saddle sporting a pushbroom mustache... surely I've explained my theory that David Bowie's the king of the Vampires?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:58 / 30.11.03
Vampires who ROCK!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:00 / 01.12.03
In a doddery David sort of a way, maybe yes.
 
 
Papess
00:51 / 02.12.03
Wow. Message from Kegboy:

"Robbie Williams does a cover of Beyond the Sea.... how coincidentally strange is that?"

The more I think about it, I would say considering how many times some of us have had to watch Finding Nemo, the connection is becoming uncanny!

Beyond The Sea

Somewhere, beyond the sea
Somewhere waiting for me
My lover stands on golden sands
And watches the ships that go sailing
Somewhere, beyond the sea
She's there watching for me
If I could fly like birds on high
Then straight to her arms I'd go sailing
It's far beyond a star,
it's near beyond the moon
I know beyond a doubt
My heart will lead me there soon
We'll meet beyond the shore
We'll kiss just like before
Happy we'll be beyond the sea
And never again I'll go sailing
Some sailing
I know beyond a doubt
My heart will lead me there soon
We'll meet I know we'll meet
Beyond the sure
We'll kiss just like before
Happy we'll be beyond the sea
And never again I'll go sailing
No more sailing
So long sailing
Goodbye farewell, my friend,
No more Sailing....
Taken From 'Swing When You're Winning'
[Charles Trenet and Jack Lawrence]



It's a sign.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:03 / 02.12.03
Robbie Williams controls your son. He controls all children.
 
 
A
09:57 / 02.12.03
I'm not sure exactly how cool Robbie Williams is, but Justin Timberlake is a poor man's American Robbie-lite, and he's apparently the Coolest Man on Earth, so Robbie must be so cool that he warps the fabric of space and time, or something...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
10:13 / 02.12.03
.... that is wrong is so many ways. Ways that are wrong, making the whole a whole lot wronger by the addition of all the little wrongs to this fundamental wronging making it - possibly - the most wrong thing. Ever.

Robbie's output, after all, is only really comparable with Mr Blobby's. The two behemoths of the British music scene!!!!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
10:34 / 02.12.03
Watchyerself I'm going to see Justin do his dancing-singing extravaganza thingumy on Monday.

I just destroyed all my tender and vulnerable credibility on this board.
 
 
_pin
11:33 / 02.12.03
Are you sure? Did I delude myself when I assuedm that the entire board loved Justin? Is it reall you me, Matt and Fly? With barricades and the term "vanguard".

The Justin/Robbie similarities are superfical, surely. The both come from male five-pieces, but Robbie got kicked out cos of drugs and tried to get cool through Oasis. On the other hand, Justin's not a fucking idiot.
 
 
The Falcon
11:36 / 02.12.03
I love Justin more than Williams.

The latter has one good song - 'No Regrets', whereas the former has no bad ones (roughly.)

The End.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
11:36 / 02.12.03
Yes but everyone else buys an album, I buy concert tickets. Lovely Dizzee's supporting as well. I'm excited.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:48 / 02.12.03
pin: my own impression is that there's probably quite an even spread, but that we can expect to see a more vocal 'anti' brigade at this point in time a) as a backlash to the prominence of Justin Timberlake in various end-of-year polls/awards, b) because the McDonalds ad nonsense gives them a regrettable perception of ammunition.

But anyway, the idea that JT is a "poor man's" or "lite" version of RW doesn't stand up for a moment. Massive digression that belongs in the Music forum boiled down to a short comparison: no matter how much you personally may dislike his music, Justin has achieved what Robbie wanted to do, came close to doing, but ultimately failed - left a boy band only to gain the acceptance of the most prominent artists in a slightly different genre, one which he clearly aspired to and with which he is now associated (substitute Brit-indie-rock for r&b/soul). True, Justin could still fuck up, but his close relationship with the Neptunes seems markedly different from the rather brief and later bitterly recanted drug-buddying of, say, Robbie and the Gallagher brothers.

I'd like to make the obvious gag now: "I'm not sure if Robbie Williams is invisible, but I certainly wish he was inaudible. Please remember to tip your waitresses."

Duncan is on the money about 'No Regrets' though.

Actually, shall we move this thread to the Music forum?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
11:55 / 02.12.03
Is this about his music or the cult of celebrity?
 
 
Saint Keggers
13:26 / 02.12.03
Its neither about the music or the cult of celebrity. Its sooo about the man.

Mr. Williams is the greatest Rob to hit the scene since Rob Base.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
13:35 / 02.12.03
I believe I was the first to praise Master Justin on this board--I have about 15 Justins Friendstered, my bitches! However, I think Robbie is a better candidate for Invisibleness than Justin--Justin's HoTT, but kind of stupid.

If you move this thread I'll kick you in the shins.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
13:46 / 02.12.03
Don't be stealin' my catchphrase, Qalyn.

I'll kick you in the shins and run away!

laughing.
 
 
The Falcon
13:57 / 02.12.03
Did the PSBs write 'No Regrets'? Sure sounds like 'em. 'S why I like it.
 
 
Papess
22:28 / 03.12.03
Does anyone else see the resemblance between Mr. Williams and Mr. Coates?

NO!...*ducks*...REALLY!..*ducks*...TOM!...*ducks*...I did NOT mean it as an insult!

*ducks*
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:48 / 04.12.03
You ducker.
 
 
Char Aina
12:25 / 19.04.08
Update:
Aliens.
 
  

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