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Oh he's there Qalyn, but he's on the down low. He can't let Vincent Gallo's secret spies find out what his goals are. He was the one who accidentally allowed for Vincent's penis to be enlarged to its now humongous (world threatening) state, which caused his super super super ego to expand creating a parallel dimension. Or some shit like that.
We can be vague about the specifics, that's ok. As long as we add in all sorts of stupid religious imagery, that will ensure people will still be discussing this work in years to come. Except for people like us, who will instantaneously know what everything means.
Also: I think for the "human" angle, we should see how the "war" affects the people in the real world. For this we can have the "gay angle" - Frodo and Sam, and Becky and Enid from Ghost World. They don't have much to do, Frodo and Sam have some homo erotic scenes concerned with "making shells" and "loading big guns" and "shooting off". While Becky and Enid just stand around being a bit dumb, and worrying about guys, cos, like, they're girls.
Also; there must be a peaceful resolution, but we can just tack that on the end and pretend that's how it was meant to be. Oh, but Vincent Gallo must die. |
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