It's never too early in the year to develop a mean-minded, grasping, snotty-tantrum to Christmas gifts. Shortly after Easter is good for a run-up.
Demand your dues here! Remember - you derserve the world. Polished.
However, to temper the mood slightly, it might be nice that as well as demanding a gift of your choosing, you also offer one (to another barbrecepient, a world leader, a country, Justin Timberlake).
So: Quantum (in another thread) asked for a shrew.
In order that Quantum not tire quickly of its one-trick tiny, wuffly fluffiness, it has also been trained to play the accordian and could thrash you at poker.
Right - I want a miniature pony. No larger than ten inches high. And a soothing bedtime lamp with the shapes of other, tinier ponies moving the within misty green lampshade, while 'Lara's Theme' plays on a small pipeorgan. |
