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The Apathetic, Procrastinatory, Moolikeacow thread

Tryphena Absent

13:09 / 11.11.03

I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm so bored...

Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a little girl called Molly. Everyday Molly cleaned and cleaned, she washed the net curtains over the kitchen sink and scrubbed the pipes beneath them. She emptied the bin and used bleach to wash out the gunk that lived inside it. She swept the floor, got down on her hands and knees and used a dustpan and brush. Finally at the end of the day, finally, Molly would pick up her mop. What you don't know but I am going to tell you is that Molly's mop was magic!!

Please feel free to continue...

Quantum

13:14 / 11.11.03

Moo. Molly would smear the mop with hallucinogenic Flying Ointment and ride it around like a hobby horse, until she rose into the sky and zoomed around among the birds and bats, for she was...a Witch!

It's quiet here today...

Tryphena Absent

13:20 / 11.11.03

Molly had been rather effected by riding her magic mop from a young age. Being a right little minx she could go for hours but hours of flying high sent her a bit doolally! Naturally her brain had been twisted to the extent that she had completely forgotten that her magic could be used for other things, like, say, cleaning!

Very quiet

Bear

13:22 / 11.11.03

Molly landed in a small round clearing in the woods and noticed a strange looking man surrounded by little black bottles.

"What's that on your penis?" Asked Molly
"Don't worry about that, Doc thinks I might be gay" replied the strange looking man.

Can't believe I have to work til 6 today.

Quantum

13:23 / 11.11.03

...Little did she know in her addled state the mop was in fact...a Transformed Prince!

Aw, poor Bear. Looks like it's just us on the board.

Quantum

13:26 / 11.11.03

"That's a nice looking Mop" the man said, "How much? I've got plenty of Guinness and some man-on-man porn, and I have great need of a magic mop"

I am numb with boredom. Numbity numb numb.

unheimlich manoeuvre

13:27 / 11.11.03

... the transformed prince, though, was MUCH more interested in the alcoholic butler, than he was in Molly.

Molly sighing, sat on the floor and opened her magical hipflask of gin...

Quantum

13:41 / 11.11.03

The butler's greedy eye caressed the rigid wooden length of the Mop Prince, smeared in flying ointment, and wished he could ride that greasy pole...

Is this slash?

Why hasn't anyone else mooed like a cow? I mooed, you people are killjoys. I want a tiny shrew.

Tryphena Absent

13:48 / 11.11.03

Suddenly Molly stood up! "Fuck this" she yelled "you're perverting my young mind and fondling my magic mop that's really a prince". Hang on she thought to herself, how the hell did I know my mop was a prince. Hey I must be developing higher magic. "Higher magic means I can properly fly!" The mop/prince and the strange looking man stared at her and wondered what the weird girl was on as she made an odd groaning noise. Two angel wings erupted from her back and she took to the sky. Meanwhile back at the clearing...

Mooo rhymes with shreeewwww.

Eloi Tsabaoth

14:08 / 11.11.03

Three eggs stood in the wood.
Good.
Three eggs hatched in the sun.
Fun.
Three dinosaurs stretched in the air.
Yeah!
Three pterodactyls started to fly.
And I...

Eloi Tsabaoth

21:01 / 11.11.03

Kill the thread.
Dead.

Bear

21:06 / 11.11.03

haha - back home now and I've got a webcam working... fun fun. Anyone use yahoo messenger...?

Tryphena Absent

21:32 / 11.11.03

everything but yahoo messenger

Bear

21:41 / 11.11.03

But you could have seen the bear! What's wrong with yahoo what are all the crazy kids using these days?