I'm not sure if any of you have seen this around but the butt wars thread reminded me to post this. There seems to be a rising trend in people wearing trouser style garments that have a pocket located back and centre.
I can't quite fathom the reasoning behind this. It's presence doesn't look spectacularly good and surely if you were to put anything in them then it would look like a severe case of touching cloth.
Ass pockets are for when somebody gives you a fragile small gift that you don't want. You can put them in your ass pocket, then simply sit down. "Oh bugger" you cry, with fake tears, "I loved that hollow Homer Simpson bust as well! Boo hoo etc."
Goodness me. I thought you meant buttock-pockets, which are cute when people hold on to you by them (or am I perhaps just sad), but middle bum pockets- I hope the trend doesnt reach here, it sounds hollibre.
The title of this thread conjoured up an image of some bizarre variant on the 'pop-tarts' concept, obviously leaving me somewhat disappointed when I actually read it.
