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Actually, I used to hate all the stuff that surrounded hill-climbing, as an activity, when I was younger. In Scotland we have too many over-enthusiastic old bastards on telly and radio, like Jimmy MacGregor, who put you right off it, coming out with the same old shite over and over again (“ohhhh, the scenery- it’s absolutely magnificent! etc”.
You're fucking right there; people like that have fucked hill climbing for lots of people because they made it sound so nice and wholesome; it's now seen, completely wrongly, as the sort of thing people do who are a bit, well, dull.
These people do still climb mountains, and they are the people who wander past me (or who I pass) on paths and who look at me funny because I'm wearing the 'wrong boots.' (I'm still wearing the same boots I've had for a decade, they're not actually climbing boots, and I bought them in Hampstead.)
I usually refrain from pointing out that they are climbing with an ice axe in their rucksack and it's fucking June; but it is the 'everything in its right place' kind of mentality which gets me. Yeah, don't climb a mounatin if you're not prepared for it and make sure you know what you are doing, by all means; but don't be such a bloody stickler for efficiency, you gits. Anyway, your boots suck too... |
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