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goddamnit, this pisses me off, because nothing scary ever happens to me.
you ever hear of moving night? moving night is referred to by different names here in the states, but in this area it's just moving night. that's when kids run around and snatch people's decorations, smash their pumpkins or jack o lanterns, egg their cars and TP stuff, that kinda crap.
this has never happened to me in my whole life (knock on wood). I was a nerd when I was in elementary and middle school and no one liked me, so there's no reason I got left out then. I was really scary in high school and afterwards, so I can see why no one would have fucked with me.
and now I've got a zillion cute pumpkins on the porch, just callllling to be smashed. I regularly walk around outside in my jammy pants, which are ugly enough to make anyone angry, and my hair in insane sleepy corkscrews, just shuffling. I know I annoyed a lot of people with my "no war" sign in the front window, and people tend to pass that sort of shit off onto their kids. and I don't own an SUV. yet I got passed over again last night.
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