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Fraelyboy wants it!

The Natural Way

20:17 / 26.10.03

Go on! Give it to him! You know he wants it! Look at his sexy dance! His slutty excess of vunerability!

But what should we give him?

A gift? Chocolate, perhaps, or meat in red wine gravy?

Love?

Our trust? (sadly, I fear we can NEVER trust him. Not fully.)

Our HEAT?

Or should we just politely show him the door?

It's decision time. He won't wait. He's now utterly swollen.

The Falcon

21:57 / 26.10.03

I can only offer admiration, and a tribute for that thing he does with the smilies:

FUCKING CLASSIC 11!!!!11!121

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:58 / 26.10.03

Behold, I am here, to dispense large largess. A slim but throbbing slice of IT shall be bestowed forthwith-- with custard*!

Fragrant, fragrant custard*.

*In both instances, 'custard' is pronounced cooostard.

mondo a-go-go

22:02 / 26.10.03

I'd offer up some of my homemade cherry coconut brownies, fresh from the oven, but oooOOOoooh, they're too good to share!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:58 / 26.10.03

Well he's certainly not getting any pie.

Eloi Tsabaoth

23:01 / 26.10.03

He should quit....

Wait for it...

Now.

Gary Lactus

09:46 / 27.10.03

You are all almost kind. Your comments are better than DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xdgj ))

Gary Lactus

09:47 / 27.10.03

I am, however, still swollen.

Gary Lactus

09:48 / 27.10.03

Someone please quit me right up the kranting face.

Tryphena Absent

14:07 / 27.10.03

Both of you want a good hiding. Where are your mothers? Do they know you're behaving like this?

Goodness Gracious Meme

22:20 / 27.10.03

Don't go there girlfriend.

he's not the Boyce, he's just a very naughty...

Tryphena Absent

22:28 / 27.10.03

You too Bengali and your little... too.

Goodness Gracious Meme

22:51 / 27.10.03

i can assure you I haven't been there

*Shudders*

The Falcon

03:07 / 28.10.03

As any fule no: Fraely Boyce Enjoys Sexual Mum.

Do. Not. Encourage.

Gary Lactus

08:05 / 28.10.03

Mummy's tits, mummy's tits, I want mummy's tits.

Gary Lactus

08:11 / 28.10.03

Incidentally, it was the Disgusting Pig who added the bit about my mum to my name in retaliation for me adding "stupid" to the front of his. I thought this was hardly fair as I do not enjoy sexual mum. Okay so I like to suckle mummy's tits but there's nothing sexual about it.

I am 27.

Persephone

13:40 / 28.10.03

LOL, I figured as much... I have a crush on the entire lot of you...

The Natural Way

23:32 / 28.10.03

Fraely just told Celeb to suckle.

During Porn Ball.

Goodness Gracious Meme

00:07 / 29.10.03

no he didn't, StupidRunce.

I've been with the both of them for the past coupla hours. and there was no suckling to be had.

(which is just sniping for your not having been out tonite at the *worst venue ever*. not-so-stupidrunce)

('seph, they're far more crush-worthy as a multi-headed 'net gestalt than IRL. trust me on this one. like the sunscreen.)

Gary Lactus

15:59 / 29.10.03

Bullshit! We're sexy as fuck! Last night I pulled my trousers up past my nipples and all the girls in the club swooned, INCLUDING YOU, BENGALI! Pretty soon everyone's going to have super high waisted trousers up past their nipples. If you guys want to be cool like me then I suggest you pull your trousers up before it's not cool anymore. Up past the nipples.

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