Rule Number One: After calling someone a filthy little slut, do NOT spend the next 5 minutes apologizing and saying that you were just trying to play the part. Really. It kills the mood.
As is 'floccinaucinihilipilification'. Dude, people would rip the piss less and inform more if they knew what sort of info you were looking for. Have you popped down the Head Shop and run a search? There's a few interesting bits and bobs there.
