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... bumping into yourself and deciding to go for it ...

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whisperingfist

11:19 / 23.10.03

I'm not sure it would be fair on everybody else if I was to start shagging myself. It's a bit selfish really. Ane when you're as good looking as I am, it's only fair to let everybody else have a go.

Ariadne

11:30 / 23.10.03

But what if I made a move on myself and got knocked back?

Mourne Kransky

14:31 / 23.10.03

Impossible scenario, A, you being the cutie you are. Unless that's the result of extensive plastic surgery, undertaken during your Lanarkshire jeunesse.

Plus, rememeber, this is another you who's going to issue the knock back. I'm sure you'd handle the awkwardness of the "fuck off, nae chance" moment with great aplomb. This is a skill I have never had, unfortunately.

Murray Hamhandler

22:23 / 23.10.03

Sex, no. Fisting, yes.

07:28 / 26.10.03

Wouldn't nailing your past or future self create a time paradox that would result in the utter destruction of the universe or something? Still, what a way to go out.

Warewullf

11:30 / 26.10.03

Funny. Me and a mate were talking about this in a pub last week. He reckoned I'd shag myself.

He was right.

I am so my type.

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