Come on...'FESS UP!

21:00 / 15.10.03

Need to unburden yourself?

Confess your evil thoughts and doings here!

gingerbop

21:24 / 15.10.03

How fabulous.
Which one's yours?

Saint Keggers

21:35 / 15.10.03

When you say here do you mean Barbelith or the link? 'Cause I got some pretty evil thoughts and deeds and I just dont think they'd understand.

Adam Shame

19:48 / 16.10.03

Trix: is this yours?

i like havin sex with guys who hav girlfriends. i then laugh at the girlfriend and stop talkin to the guy =) it feels MARVELOUS!!

Brr.

19:53 / 16.10.03

Excuse me?

Try not to make huge assumptions about me, Mr. Quill. I don't even know you.

Adam Shame

20:27 / 16.10.03

Trix:

"Just a 'shot in the dark' - no pun intended.I was merely trying to respond to gingerbop's query. I must admit though, your hostile response points to the affirmative. No offence."

"By the by, how did you happen across this online gem?"

20:37 / 16.10.03

No, it does not point to the affirmative. I did not post that. That is why I took offence. What terribly malicious behavior!

It was a link a friend from my lj provided.

gingerbop

20:58 / 16.10.03

[rot] Your LJ? I am LJ. Im confused. [rot]

21:07 / 16.10.03

gingerbop!: www.livejournal.com

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

21:10 / 16.10.03

I wanna know who this is:

251740410

i like David Blane...

sorry

00:02 / 17.10.03

Why can't we confess them here?

And ask for forgiveness...which woudl mean more to me than forgiveness from some other silly site.

Baz Auckland

00:36 / 17.10.03

Oooh... our old confessions rise again!

Old Thread Here

08:22 / 17.10.03

Wasn't that thread meant to be some kind of game? This feels more like St. Bizmus' online forum for those in need of advice on how to cure Dr. Fish. If you know what I mean. Which you probably don't.

You know the terrible thing is that I have nothing to confess. I've never done anything awful for sex. Generally people know when I'm annoyed at them. I've been judgemental but I think only with some justification behind it. I've worn bad clothes but not that bad and apparently the fact that I adored Roxette at the age of 12 doesn't make anyone bat an eyelid. And I was state school educated.

cusm

19:14 / 17.10.03

No Jack, that one was mine.

*makes guilty face*

rakehell

01:35 / 20.10.03

I have a question. There's this post:

i go out witha girl that i think i am falling in love with ive been seeing her about 5 months now but i want to go with other lasses and fuck them in the ass cos my girlfriend is a prude and only likes the normal 10 positions am i a shit for that i dont know i havent done it yet but its only a matter of time and her cunt smells like fucking fish guts its bad.

Now, ignoring most everything said in it, can someone tell me what the normal 10 positions are because I can only think of 5 and it's making me feel like an ignorant loser.

12:43 / 20.10.03

10 Normal Het positions

1. Missionary
2. Doggie-style
3. Cowgirl
4. Reverse Cowgirl
5. Boy down on girl
6. Girl down on boy
7. 69
8. Spoon-style
9. Standing
10.Strapped in 5-point harness and ass-candled while the family dog watches.

Well, that should be it then!

12:49 / 20.10.03

Erm May, I'm not sure about that last one.

12:56 / 20.10.03

anna, maybe you're just not romantic enough to understand.

oh, sorry, now I see. gah, may, that's just dirty. everyone knows it's the family cat.

Olulabelle

12:58 / 20.10.03

I have never heard of cowgirl, or reverse cowgirl...Should I be ashamed, or do we just call it something else over here?

Actually, having said that, I have never been in the position (fnar) where someone has said to me, "Shall we do the cowgirl now?" They tend to just happen.

13:07 / 20.10.03

I think if anyone requested on of those positions by name, I'd have to laugh. for an embarrassingly long period of time

Olulabelle

13:12 / 20.10.03

Obviously I just lack the technical terminology.

13:29 / 20.10.03

BK...family cat? That is sooo gay. You know it.

Lula: Cowgirl, is the girl ontop, straddling male partner while facing him. To reverse it, the girl turns around with her back to the man's face. R. Cowgirl gives great visuals for both. But you have done this before...haven't you?

Usually normal het boys will say something more like "Honey, would you ride me like a thoroughbred stallion tonight?"

Then normal het girl goes to get her spurs.

14:29 / 20.10.03

Heh! That is so biased! What about abnormal semi-het girls. They don't get to ride? Hmmm?

14:41 / 20.10.03

Yeah, well why not!? This is just a repitoire of "normal het" sexual positions. Some of these items may be used on other lists, in various combinations, in any particular order.

Would you like to go through the list of 10 Normal positions for Abnormal Semi-het Girls, Anna?

15:16 / 20.10.03

I'm far too much of a prude to do any such thing May!!

15:25 / 20.10.03

how about the guide for semi-kinky types? you know, the type that have done naughties that non-freaky types would never dream of, yet would never consider doing certain things that a full-fledged freak would do as a matter of course?

15:28 / 20.10.03

is that the same as abnormal semi-het? or semi-abnormal het/not het/undecided/don't care? or, or, or...

higuita

15:45 / 20.10.03

I wanted to say something about that site, but I really don't want to spoil the flow [I think I'm semi-normal ab-het...].
Personally, I think the site's vile. The name - grouphug - should have warned me. Don't confess people - just look into your soul [if you can find one] and realise that you're basically evil. Then you can move on.
I found this a great comfort after eating my neighbour's carp [yes, that's cARp].
However, any thread that can go from online confessional to the phrase 'Strapped in 5-point harness and ass-candled while the family dog watches' is ok by me. Is there any way we can make it compulsory?
I shall attempt to use the phrase at work tomorrow. Should wake the students up.

15:50 / 20.10.03

I confess that I never clicked the link.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

15:56 / 20.10.03

I confess I am enjoying this thread rot.

Carry on!

16:44 / 20.10.03

I confess that the last thread I REALLY liked was all of the Kobe Bryant threads because I could unleash my inner asshole.

I also confess that I want to sleep with each and every one of you.

Except you! You can bite me!

16:46 / 20.10.03

is that the same as abnormal semi-het?

Maybe it's semi-kinky, semi-abnormal, semi-het?

17:08 / 20.10.03

*bites Solitaire on cheek*

I knew you din't like me!

Olulabelle

17:12 / 20.10.03

May, I confess I did know that, I just didn't know it was called cowgirl. *Snigger.* Now I shall never be able to do it again without picturing myself wearing a stetson and shouting 'Yee-hahh'.