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Some people will do anything for money!

 
 
spidermonkey
11:33 / 15.10.03
Ebay treasure!

ebay nutter

Believe it or not this is a fellow Barbelither!
 
 
Olulabelle
13:17 / 15.10.03
For real.

You mean we have an Ali G impersonator as a member? Are you sure?
 
 
Quantum
13:18 / 15.10.03
who is it?! Enquiring minds wanna know!
 
 
Olulabelle
13:22 / 15.10.03
Not this one. I think I definitely don't want to know.
 
 
nowthink
13:29 / 15.10.03
now THAT

is some funny shit

keep it coming out on top
sammy sosa 2003
 
 
Saint Keggers
13:30 / 15.10.03
If I rent him its only to play pinata, whack-a-mole style!
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
13:31 / 15.10.03
I pity any friends or family this man may have, or had, probably.
 
 
Bear
13:40 / 15.10.03
Crap I'd hoped you guys wouldn't find that! It keeps me in beer money.
 
 
spidermonkey
14:39 / 15.10.03
Don't worry Keggers, you can get those on ebay too!


Pinata.
 
 
Saint Keggers
14:48 / 15.10.03
But they're not ALi G impersonator pinatas!!! Its just not the same!
 
 
nowthink
16:28 / 15.10.03
Ali G is now my favorite Mc! LOL and I will do everything in my power to see that this man rises to the top of the charts against all odds, and I will discredit anybody on this board that disagrees with stinging insults like..

you hate Ali G?-
TROLL!

and if that doesn't work,I'll call them bitches and hoes. but only if I can be assured that they are maleTrolls behind their screen names....(scary)

you see I happen to LIKE this man's music,although I haven't heard it,I bet it is slammin, SEE!so don't dis my nigga ALI G aiite?

OH,you don't like that I said nigga eh? well see ya'llz don't be knowin nut-tin cos he's MY Nigga aiiiite!

fresh.

OH-I know what you think, you think he's a misogynist cause he said BEEYATCH? Well I have concrete PROOF that ALI G is a fictional character created by whoever this dude is.

The actor playing ALI G is actually married with children and is an advocate for gay rights,as well as Animal rights and things like this.
and things of that nature

now before you go locking my thread just cause I'm down with My nigga ALI-G,just remember!

any disagreements with my support for ALi G means

You-ARE-A-TROLL!

moderator you are now cleared for locking.
 
 
Olulabelle
16:44 / 15.10.03
Oh dear.

Nowthink, love, you haven't really grasped this whole barbelith thing, have you?
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
16:46 / 15.10.03
Somebody better fess up. Who is it?
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
16:47 / 15.10.03
Somebody better fess up. Who is it?
wait? The Bear guy? Oh man.... I've lost all respect for you. Give me a cookie and I'll respect you again, though....
 
 
afwotam
16:48 / 15.10.03
It is Aiiii....
 
 
Baz Auckland
16:53 / 15.10.03
Whoever it is needs to show up at the next London Barbemeet in full costume...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:56 / 15.10.03
Now seems an appropriate time to pitch my ace new sitcom idea...

Ali C. (No, not THAT one.)

Aleister Crowley pretends to be black. And to have magickal powers.

Is it cos I is the Great Beast?

Okay, maybe needs a little work.
 
 
Olulabelle
17:06 / 15.10.03
Completely off topic, but Kegboy (Keggers) I really need you to change your name to 'Keggers plays pop.' And the sad thing is you won't have any idea why, because you're Canadian, and not British.

But I think you need to know why.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:14 / 15.10.03
Oh, he so does. That would be wonderful.
 
 
afwotam
08:00 / 16.10.03
As I said, it is Aiiiiii and as for turning up in full costume I'll do it if you bid on me!!!
 
 
afwotam
08:03 / 16.10.03
Oh, BTW, the Cheggers thang gets better

British breakfast cereal Snap, Crackle n Pop has three cute elfin characters on the box that have been animated and given voices for TV commercials.
Brian Blessed Plays Snap
Chris Evans Plays Crackle
and, oh I so love it when the UK's ad industry does lateral...
Cheggers Plays Pop!

That, ladies and Gentlemen is a fact, thank you and goodnight!!!
 
 
spidermonkey
13:30 / 16.10.03
Felt a photo was necessary....


 
 
afwotam
15:49 / 16.10.03
What an ugly b'stard. And he looks nothing like Mr. G!!!
 
 
Saint Keggers
17:23 / 16.10.03
FYI:Keggers will never, NEVER, NEVER play pop!

How can you say he doenst look like Ali G? Look at all that gorgeous blingbling! And if thats not enough... He has his hat!!!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
11:27 / 17.10.03
I'm sorry, but dressing up as someone after Richard off of Richard and Judy has dressed up as them? That's just... tainted.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
13:59 / 17.10.03
Nobody's bid yet. Awwww... I would bid myself, but I get all the Ali G impressions I want for free from my inebriated brother-in-law.
 
 
spidermonkey
13:24 / 22.10.03
Oh my god someone has bid on him!
Is it anyone here?
 
 
gingerbop
20:47 / 22.10.03
Oh dear. On the description, it suggests hiring him... for a funeral.
If I die.. NOBODY is allowing an Ali G impersonator in there.

Theres less than a day to go... someone could snap up a bargain!
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
23:28 / 22.10.03
I just bid £2.20, but sadly didn't meet the reserve price.
 
 
afwotam
12:01 / 23.10.03
Apparently, according to an email I just received, if the highest bidder is in the UK then he'll turn up on their doorstep irrespective of cost and do his whole "act" right then and their, now how clever does the high bidder feel now!
 
 
spidermonkey
12:09 / 23.10.03
There's a bidding war going on between barbelithers!
This should be fun!
21 minutes to go...........................................
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
12:09 / 23.10.03
Well maybe the high bidder won't open the door when he sees him coming. Or escape out the back-gate. I'm just speaking hypothetically here...
 
 
spidermonkey
12:29 / 23.10.03
*Voice getting higher and higher*
3 mins..........
2 mins...........
1 min............................................................
.................................
 
 
Baz Auckland
14:25 / 23.10.03
aljessep is the winner!

...come on, who is it?
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
15:24 / 23.10.03
It's an anagram of jeep-lass, so obviously it's a woman in the military...
 
  
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