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The Sulking Thread

 
 
Sax
07:47 / 03.10.03
M'fine. Really.
 
 
Ex
08:09 / 03.10.03
I'll be in the corner. Cradling my duckling.
No, no, I've just got something in my eye.
*sniff*
 
 
Mourne Kransky
08:10 / 03.10.03
Yes, just you carry on with your important internet activities.

*milk-curdling smile*

I'll be over here quietly martyring myself and nursing my wrath to keep it warm.

*mutter mutter* bastard bastard
 
 
Tryphena Absent
08:16 / 03.10.03
You copied my thread that was... thought...up.....by......someoneelse.

*sticks bottom lip out*
 
 
Ariadne
08:17 / 03.10.03
Look, if you dont know what's wrong, then I'm not going to tell you.
 
 
Sax
08:37 / 03.10.03
For God's sake, Anna, not everything's about you, you know.

'Sides, it was Xoc's fault.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:02 / 03.10.03
Fine. Blame me. It's all my fault. Make me a scapegoat and send me out into the desert to die, why don't you. Clearly, that would be best all round...

*mutter mutter* rude words, just audible enough
 
 
Ganesh
10:53 / 03.10.03
*familiar creeping sense of trapped-with-my-own-guilt*

Aauugh! Let's all save time by making Xoc King of the Thread. Your Nailed-To-A-Treeness, the Moral High Ground is yours...

*... and, by surrendering it so meekly it is, in a twisty way, mine. Bwahahahahahahhh!*

When the going gets tough, the anger-phobes get passive-aggressive...
 
 
Mazarine
11:09 / 03.10.03
I don't want to talk about it.

I said I don't want to talk about it.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
11:10 / 03.10.03
Damn, I was hoping you'd try to pacify me with sex. That always works. Or maybe the "nail me to a tree" was a nod in that direction.

*struggles to maintain sulk in the face of impending sexual overture*
 
 
Sax
11:28 / 03.10.03
No, no, you two just carry on. Don't mind me. I probably wouldn't enjoy it anyway.
 
 
Ganesh
11:34 / 03.10.03
*paints arse blue and offers it up, mandrill-stylee*
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
12:12 / 03.10.03
WorldAboutUsPatrolGo.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:01 / 03.10.03
Look, Digit, I'm not Sigourney ****ing Weaver. Oops, sorry, sulk slipped. I wasn't sulking with you anyway. I was sulking with Anne de L, just to impress Sax. Butt out bluebottomed boy.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:07 / 03.10.03
Fine.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:56 / 03.10.03
*Ahem*

I said, Fine.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:08 / 03.10.03
No, really. Fine.
 
 
bitchiekittie
17:42 / 03.10.03
I can't go back in that thread after MC stole the wrong meat. it's only a matter of time before she realizes that was the meat discards meant for scrapple, and not for actual human consumption.

you think she's testy NOW, wait til that stuff hits her intestines.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:38 / 03.10.03
kittie, I told you already-- I'm. FINE.
 
 
bitchiekittie
19:01 / 03.10.03
not spam, but scrapple

your passive aggressive techniques won't work with me, missy. I know your bowels are in a mighty uproar. even jack won't go in the bathroom after you, and he lost his sense of smell back in 'nam.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:34 / 03.10.03
Can I just say thank you to Sax for starting this thread because it was has been the most therapeutic thing ever, sorting out so much deep and dysfunctional stuff in the infamous Xoc-Ganesh dynamic.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:51 / 03.10.03
How could you? How could you say that, when you know I... I... lost my bowels back in Korea? *sniffle*
 
 
bitchiekittie
23:04 / 03.10.03
I'm sorry, MC. of course I meant your "poobag". how could I forget (that horrific thing)?

I should be ashamed of myself, me and my biased, bowelcentric thinking.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
07:27 / 04.10.03
It's not a "poobag", it's a discreet prosthetic evacuation aid!

Forgive them, for they know not what they do.
 
  
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