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And now, a moment of zen

cusm

17:04 / 01.10.03

http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm

And you thought you had a kinky fetish. Here is a site of stories about Roy Obsison wrapped in cling film. You can almost hear the clipped German accent.

I do not understand. Yet, the meme demands transfer. I must obey.

adamswish

15:28 / 02.10.03

Roy Orbison sits impassively like a monochrome Buddha

The loss leaves me broken and pitiful. He never calls me. He sends no tickets. The police come and reprimand me

I don't know which is more beautiful. One mad German writing these stories, or him finding other authors in the same genre

And I feel we should lend a hand to help him over come his problem with his hosts. Fancy being so small minded you couldn't find space for these stories.

Mourne Kransky

17:43 / 02.10.03

The Big O will be turning (and sweating, perhaps) in his grave, cusm. You are among friends here, in marvelling at this curiosity. Don't think we ever did decide how for real it was. Even got a mention in the Guardian diary one day.

My question is what did you guys put into a search engine to come up with this site? "Popstar in clingfilm fantasies"? "Roy Orbison pervert sex"? I feel so vanilla here sometimes.

Ganesh

17:50 / 02.10.03

It's a pisstake of those with ultra-specific fetishes. A very good one.

Warewullf

18:48 / 02.10.03

Perhaps you would like to see my cling-film?

Oooh, say that next time you're in a bar and you'll be quids in!

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