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Dirt McGirt's house

Tryphena Absent

14:47 / 26.09.03

I was at Dirt McGirt's house the other day and he let me ride his pony and it had pink ribbons on its ears. Then I went in a bath except it was outside and it had bubbles and everything and I ate ice cream in the bath and it was fun. Dirt McGirt took me for a walk round the block and we went and had coffee with Xtina and she was weeeiiirrrddd. Then I ate some food from the fridge which was really a spaceship and watched TV and it was like it was a cinema and then I went home and it was boring.

Dirt McGirt is really cool.

bitchiekittie

14:52 / 26.09.03

was there an outhouse?

adamswish

14:57 / 26.09.03

Thank you for your statement Ms de Logardiere, I know it must be hard for you to recount such horrors, but have no fear Mr McGirt is safely in custody now and can no longer corrupt young ladies like yourself.

The date of the court case will be posted to you, is a memeber of your family coming to the station to pick you up?

Tryphena Absent

15:28 / 26.09.03

Erm Xtina said she would pick me up if I told her the story of the Unicorn My Little Pony and the beast of Bodmin but I don't know what that is.

adamswish

15:41 / 26.09.03

I see, would you mind going with this WPC and being fitted with a microphone and transmitter, it's quite safe, our officers will be with you all the way.

Melissa & Ev

08:05 / 27.09.03

I heard that Dirt McGirt's house has a spooky so v. spooky basement.

"Strange things!?" they whisper in hushed awe, respent {sic ‘respect’ + ‘repent’ + ‘spent’ + …}, and fear.

And well outside the earshot of the house!

Yes, what sorts of bizzare & depraved rituals, seances, and so ons...

OH! The paraspectacular & particularly peculiar carrying-ons!

In Dirt McGirt's basement.

So cool...

...it'll make your hair stand on end.

Tryphena Absent

08:26 / 27.09.03

Well you know Possum Aloysius came to get me in the end because Xtina's a hoe bitch with no class and than we went. Shut up Melissa, Dirt does not have an occult basement. God, have you even been to his house?

Melissa & Ev

08:32 / 27.09.03

Oops. Ah, no of course not.

Why would I have been there...at Dirt's house?

I mean.

Really.

And, well, it's Ev & not Melissa you ought to be tellin' to shut-up, but you play how you'd like.

Regrettable Juvenilia

09:01 / 27.09.03

adamswish, I have to tell you that Dirt McGirt is not in custody. Dirt is free. They tried to kill O in prison, yo, and everybody want the kid dead, like Pat Garrett, but Dirt is still free. He is like a bird, and lives on birdseed.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:25 / 27.09.03

Well I heard Dirt was gonna have his house pebbledashed.

Fucking pebbledashed!!!

I ask you.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

10:07 / 27.09.03

Yehbut, nobut, right, whathappenedwas see SHUTUP! And I told Tony but he called her a slag so, nohbut, and then she went off with Paul and a packet of jammy dodgers and anyway, whathappenedwas Stubby had heard you could get high off of bananas so we tried to smoke them behind the bike sheds but anyway Tasha had drunk two cans of Red Bull and thrown up on Miss Hitler's desk but SHUTUP!

pointless and uncalled for

16:54 / 27.09.03

I can't believe that you're cutting on DMG like this he's a lovely fella is he not but there you go it was only ten ago that you were all for the NSC but now you just haven't got a clue.
Ah well at least a few of us managed to get to the park last weekend and I can tell you that was a rare treat but worth it for the stickybuns. You can't go wrong with a stickybun and some nice roast beef. Of course DMG didn't remember the hoarseradish but you should make a few allowances.

I hear he's shacked up with little missy over arnsworth way though I doubt that'll last more than a few shakes of a lambs tail.

Be a dear and pass the chicken, it's well past the plucking hour and we've many a brace to do.

Tryphena Absent

19:36 / 28.09.03

Arnsworth is like, such a dive Seldom, I can't believe you even brought it up. I heard Missy was doing bad things with her half Uncle but you know that was probably bullshit but I wouldn't be surprised in Arnsworth. Even Possum wouldn't live there and that's telling you something, yeah? Look Ev, you can't call yerself Melissa and not get called Melissa d'ya hear me? Melissa is like your cross dresser name or something and as for chickens are we gonna do them Kentucky style 'cos I know Dirt digs that!?

I The Golden Dawn-nie Darko U

07:45 / 29.09.03

@ dirt's back fence
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Tryphena Absent

08:09 / 29.09.03

Stop ruining the Dirt thread you number fiends!

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