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Inspired by EE's firing post. I used to work at a comic shop, and when people quit they generally did it in a funny manner. One guy who had recently found God, was working in the shop by himself on a Sunday. Towards the beginning of his shift he writs this 6 page manifesto on the evil of comics and anime, tapes it to the window for all the customers to see, locks up, and never comes back.
The boss let us take money out of the register for lunch on Wednesdays. This one employee walks into the store about two hours late, opens the register and takes twenty bucks out. Says "I'm taking my lunch money. And I quit.". Walks out the door.
The best has to be Ryan. You know the stereotype of fanboys, with their bad grooming habits, unshaven, cheese stains on the shirt, stupid looking black trenchcoat? This was how Ryan looked. Until one day when he walks into the shop dressed in a Tuxedo, clean shaven and smiling. Tosses the keys to the bossman and says "I quit.". Walked out of the shop with a huge smile on his face. |
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