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Ex
13:54 / 24.09.03
Currently, a lot of serious discussion is taking place - how the board should function, what might change. Can we rustle up some deep-fried trivia to go with that?
I think we need a profusion of fora, like mushrooms after rain.
The "Tantrum" forum has been suggested, where fits could be thrown without hitting anyone. Now the sequence of the Late Shift threads is tortuous, possibly a permanent "Pissholes in the Snow" forum could be established.
I'm personally pitching for the SwitchBoard to be combined with the HeadShop, providing the HeadBoard, a padded area where people can lounge (possibly after a bout of sexual tangling or theoretical feuding) and have a nice cup of tea and read the paper. It would be especially busy on a Sunday morning and there would be a resident fluffy cat and some glossy magazines.
The remaining SwitchShop would be a purchase point for the permorphous polyverts.
Add suggestions.
 
 
Bear
13:59 / 24.09.03
I think a thread where people can just chat is a great idea, I'd use the late shift but I feel guilty because it's not late when I'm online.
 
 
Jub
14:07 / 24.09.03
yeah, good idea Bear. I seem to remember Anna started one once for in the day time.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:08 / 24.09.03
Sorry but I am far too tied up in the Tantrum forum to possibly bother with anywhere else. My god, you wouldn't believe the amount of baiting energy it takes to keep the place running steadily. Sometimes after a hard day keeping those tantrums going I feel like my arms are going to drop off, the deleting it takes to keep people pissed off with one another is unbelievable, it's like they can't just argue, you have to give them a really good kick up the arse! Whew!
 
 
Bear
14:13 / 24.09.03
On a totally unrelated note I found a book at New Convent Garden market on Sunday called 1000 Questions and Answers. The very same book I got from a friend on my 6th or 7th birthday - it was only 50p I was very happy.

So if anyone wants to know who Lucifer is or what the KKK is just let me know...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:31 / 24.09.03
The I Saw You forum, modelled on the page in The List and Time Out, is a great success. The Barbelith version includes not only all those secret messages like:

"I saw you posting on the Late Shift #372 thread in The Conversation in the wee small hours of Saturday morning, wearing your Janet Reger underwear and stroking your goatee. I was standing on the junction between a household drainage pipe and a soil pipe just outside your bedroom window..."

and

"I saw you at a Barbemeet in Glasgow. You were wearing blue hair and a drug-addled smile. I was handing out copies of the WatchTower as you marched swiftly past. Please save me from myself..."

but also includes messages, inscribed electronically in blood and semen, anonymously venting all the bile and vitriol that's bubbling up inside some posters, such as:

"I f***ing hate you, you Nazi snobtroll with your shiny boots and big whip. You stole my scone. You know who you are and so does the Devil because he's whispering in your ear right now! I hope your dick falls off, bounces upwards off the shiny head of a passing bald person of restricted growth, flies into your opinionated, snarky mouth and chokes you."

Before the "I saw you" forum was established, people on the Barbelith used to argue all the time about whether the board was dying or not. Now they all agree with each other all the time and have lots of time left over for alcoholism, radical politics and a spot of crochet.
 
  
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