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gotham island fae
20:29 / 23.09.03
Australia
Brighton
Jennifer Rabbit's wardrobe
Haus' lavatory
Avalon
 
 
gotham island fae
20:30 / 23.09.03
Oops. That should be Jessica Rabbit.
 
 
Olulabelle
20:37 / 23.09.03
I think I'm going to cry.

*Hands KCC a tissue.* Me too. Fancy a scone?
 
 
Sax
06:55 / 24.09.03
Jack Denfeld
Jack Denfield
Jerry Seinfeld
Penfold from DangerMouse
Blofeld
The Jocks and the Geordies.
 
 
Sax
09:58 / 24.09.03
Okay, everybody, that's a wrap. Thank you all for your participation. The results are being collated right now and I'll get back to you later.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
13:26 / 24.09.03
Just as I find this thread I find I can't join in.

Bah.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
13:34 / 24.09.03
Let's start our own list thread. With Blackjack. And hookers.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
13:42 / 24.09.03
On second thought...
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
18:14 / 24.09.03
Mole Man
Gargoyle
Chameleon
The Stone Men From Saturn
The Fixer
Magneto
Hydra
Loki
The Whole North Veitnamese Army
Baron Mordo
Paste Pot Pete
Baron Zemo
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
18:55 / 24.09.03
May Tricks
Alas
Sax
Qalyn
Nick
Grant
Cholister
Anna de Lo (bloody huguenot)
Tom C
Not me Again
point or dot "."

...

hell i know none of yer but i like what you write/do.

...

Avon (B7)
Cavaliers (not the Roundheads/Vectras)
Baudelaire
PK Dick
Garth Ennis
Stephen Fry
Patrick Moore
Sir Thomas More
Rip Van Winkle
Ulysses 31
Homer Simpson
that ginger girl from six feet under
 
 
Not Here Still
19:20 / 24.09.03
Young
Cinnamon
Elephant
Love
Ten
You

AC
TB
AG
GH
JS
Fuck

and my personal favourite:

Intake
Manor Park
The Wicker
Norton
Freshville
Hackenthorpe
Shalesmoor
Wombwell
Catcliffe
Brincliffe
Attercliffe
Ecclesall
Woodhouse
Wybourn
Pitsmoor
Badger
Wincobank
Crookes
Walkley
Broomhill
Oh!
 
 
LVX23
19:23 / 24.09.03
I found moon rocks in my nose.
 
 
mondo a-go-go
01:02 / 25.09.03
O, America
Ex-Partner-in-Crime
Absentee Associate
Brother Can You Spare A Dime
London's Calling
Nevermore
Boymeat
Car Thief
Wanking
Slut Lore
Planned Obsolescence
Road to Hell
Champagne Breakfast
Bathing Belle
ShitFuckPissKarate!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
01:21 / 25.09.03
Some ass said:
Sax

Saveloy
Qalyn


I wouldn't want to be part of any list that would have me on it. I'm from New York, goddammit!
 
 
A
04:27 / 25.09.03
Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
12:22 / 25.09.03
Old King Cole
Nat King Cole
Billie Jean King
King Creole
King Kong
Noggin, King of the Nogs
Jack I of the House of Denfeld
 
 
Sax
12:30 / 25.09.03
Mord@nt Carnival, obviously.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
16:23 / 25.09.03
Sax, if you don't explain this, I'm going to come round to your house and make your life unbearably mundane. I'm going to make all your furniture look new and shiny, and I'm going to keep the place pathologically tidy until you go mad. Every day at the office you will be confronted with perfectly executed work, and all the stories you read will be relentlessly newsworthy in a dull yet necessary way. I will bribe everyone you encounter to discuss incidents you already know about, films you have already talked about, and music you heard some time ago. Nothing new or even unusual will ever, ever enter your life again. I will keep it up until the sheer texturelessness of your life reaches a point where it is almost, but not quite, abnormal.

All this I will do before I get serious about revenge. Do you understand me? That will not even be the beginning.

I have Mars in Scorpio, Sax. Do not trifle with me unless you have a lot of figurative custard.
 
 
Sax
19:06 / 25.09.03
Stiff Little Fingers
Tom Thumb
Frankie Knuckles
Robert Palmer

Oh, and Nick changes places with Xoc on List One. Which is actually better for both of them.
 
 
Sax
11:11 / 26.09.03
THE RESULTS ARE IN!

Spidermonkey - 76% - pass
Illmatic - Grade B
Anna de Logardiere - £10 voucher for Top Shop
Nick - **Results Classified**
Ex - November resit
Olulabelle - A goldfish in a bag
Unencumbered - Two points deducted
Shapeshifters - Two out of three ain't bad
Lady - 80% - best yet
Jub - Demotion to private
Ariadne - Must stay behind after school. Come to my office
Chairman Maominstoat - Fortnight for two on Fraggle Rock
Bear - Hugs
Saveloy - Credits to final degree
Flyboy - The entire top 40 on vinyl.
Baz Auckland - A stuffed kangaroo. Look in the pouch!
Xoc - 100% - special prize. See me after Ariadne
Count Adam - Grade C, but could be upgraded by Christmas
Ignatius J - No show.
Hello Kittie - Eight out of ten. Owners prefer it.
Kit-Cat Club - A*. Swot.
Gingerbop - Level two gymnastics badge - must work on forward roll
Paleface - Bob Hope Memorial Award for Most Improved
Lurid Archive - Not bad. Not bad at all.
MC Lentil - On the whole, a constructive member of class, if a little disruptive at times.
Frater Fae - £5 consolation prize. And a keyring
Melissa + Ev - sorry, not this time. But don't let that put you off trying again.
dericgeneric - Potential, definitely.
Kegboy - B+ with knobs on
Whisky Priestess - Recommended for special lessons.
Biz - If he'd done a full term, we might be able to make a better judgement
Solitaire Rose - 76% say yes, 13% no, 10% undecided, one spoiled paper.
Unheimlich Man? - A choice of a jigsaw or a pogo stick
Not Me Again - NCTJ shorthand 100wpm
LVX23 - A five issue limited series for Epic Comics.
Anna - A year's supply of peanuts.
Qalyn - No.

Thanks again for your help in this matter.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
13:28 / 26.09.03
Fuck you, Sax, I didn't want it anyway.
 
 
Sax
13:32 / 26.09.03
"No" might be a good thing though, Q.
 
 
Papess
13:40 / 26.09.03
If "no" is a good thing, Sax...then I am quite relieved I didn't even make your list.


I need tea..
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:43 / 26.09.03
Whoop! Just what I always wanted!
 
 
Ganesh
13:45 / 26.09.03
*drums fingers impatiently*
 
 
Sax
13:46 / 26.09.03
Ganesh and May - sorry you didn't make the final grade, but only those who responded to The List were given final results. This was a tightly-controlled psychometric experiment, after all.
 
 
Papess
14:04 / 26.09.03
Not that I need experimenting on, but here is my list...in no specific order:

Tom Coates
Qalyn
Ragecore
Applepicker
Hello Kittie
Plums
Anna de Logardiere
Jack Fear
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
14:43 / 26.09.03
Anna doesn't count, for obvious reasons. You'll have to use someone else.
 
 
Papess
14:52 / 26.09.03
But Anna is indeed on my list.

However, I should add:

Cherrybomb
Rothkoid
 
 
mondo a-go-go
18:03 / 26.09.03
*Sniffle*

Nick I do so count. All the way up to ELEVEN!

(and I don't even like peanuts. Peanuts is pretty good though)
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
10:28 / 27.09.03
But what do I get for coming first?
 
 
Not Here Still
12:30 / 27.09.03
Kicked out of my bed, sweetie...
 
 
Cat Chant
14:59 / 27.09.03
Snape
Avon
Morrissey
Barthes
Benjamin

**

Harry
Blake
Marr
Foucault
Adorno
[this list is entirely artificial & spurious]

**

X
Resonant
Diana Wynne Jones
Morrissey again
Stephin Merritt
Alan Rickman
Little Daniel Radcliffe
[this one is not yet finalized]

**

Tom Coates
 
 
Rage
10:39 / 28.09.03
Mutant Communist Revival (a prank)
Bill Clinton
Grant "Ritalin Army" Morrison
Jack Fear Factory
Vegans for Cannibal Rights
Cutting Edge Meme Death Theater
Ov the Vo
"You are not a member!"
ESPn
 
 
Ex
16:59 / 29.09.03
I get a November resit? Noooo! I tried so hard! Was it the diagrams? I know I smudged one side of the venn diagram, but you could still see what it was meant to be, I labelled it, and do I have to spend the Summer poring over books, now, instead of rambling in the greenwood?
I'm a perfectionist. If I can't get at least 83% and a book voucher and the mrs joyful prize for raffia work, I'm going to hoik my hat out of the ring.
 
  

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