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Jawbreaker lives up to its name

cusm

17:43 / 22.09.03

Recently, a Jawbreaker candy exploded violently, scarring a 9 year old girl.

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Who would have thought candy so dangerous?

*eyes Starburst wearily*

Helmschmied

19:55 / 22.09.03

Whoa!!! That's pretty crazy. I hope they actually follow up on it so I can find out what happened. That would be kind of scary if it actually was just some kind of chemical reaction. Maybe they add nitroglycerine for extra sweetness? Then again, maybe it was Bin Laden

gridley

20:39 / 22.09.03

WONKA: That's exploding candy for your enemies. Great idea, isn't
it? Not ready yet, though, still too weak. Needs more gelignite

gingerbop

22:01 / 22.09.03

Jees.
Less serious, but similar, is this

Although I wonder if they perhaps confused the sweets with deoderant, myself.

Saint Keggers

22:05 / 22.09.03

I think the Oompa Loompas are briging the system down from within! power to the Oompapeople!!

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