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Kids hate Radiohead

 
 
w1rebaby
19:34 / 19.09.03
Ask a bunch of 10-11 year olds to draw what they think of some Radiohead and what do they think about it?

The kids consent to this experiment, if only because Mitsi tells them to. They do, however, immediately request that we play Sean Paul or 50 Cent instead.

"This is not hip-hop," Mitsi says. "I'm not asking if you like it."

She doesn't have to ask. They don't.

We begin with Hail to the Thief, Radiohead's latest, a critically adored and hopelessly muddled platter of art rock weirdness. The kids shift restlessly as "2+2=5" sputters into guitar-and-drum-machine gear.

When Thom Yorke's famously tortured croon first surfaces, the whole room starts giggling.

Giggling.

For the first few songs, the kids hardly move, scarcely even changing facial expressions. One girl plants her head on her desk face-first. The "hold your head in your hands and look completely confused" look is extremely popular.


I think that forcing children to listen to Hail To The Thief for the purposes of an article is a bit ethically dubious, but, y'know, whatever. They need to learn that music's not always fun.

There's a few of the resulting pieces on the page, but what I want to know is, where does this come from?

 
 
Nietzsch E. Coyote
19:43 / 19.09.03
This just became my favorite thread on barbelith for EVER!
That article is too hilarious.

It's storming outside, your friend next door has disappeared, and Thom is muttering the raindrops the raindrops the raindrops for fifteen minutes straight.


[cue uncontrollable laughter]
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:49 / 19.09.03
Yeah? Well, fuck what the kids think. Kids suck. Especially snot-faced yard apes like Eddie Willis and Theo.
 
 
Papess
19:49 / 19.09.03
Oh hell! That is bloody hilarious!


Bummed out dolphins? That tickles me so hard.
 
 
pomegranate
20:43 / 19.09.03
WELL I JUST PISSED MY CHAIR WHAT WILL MY BOSS SAY
 
 
rizla mission
11:26 / 20.09.03
This is great..

reminds me of this site which has a feature in which kindergarten pupils give their opinions on indie records.


"soma", the strokes


frances: could you turn this off?

sarah: you don't like it?

frances: no.

sarah: a lot of people think this is a great new band.

frances: who thinks that?

sarah: i don't know. music people.

frances: i think it sounds bad. it hurts my head like a hundred dogs.


Absolutely the best review of anything ever.
 
 
A
10:21 / 21.09.03
Good lord. That's beautiful.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
14:36 / 21.09.03
The kids wanted to listen to Sean John and 50 Cent?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH RAFFI AND THE CLASH YOU PATHETIC LITTLE BASTARDS!

I weep for our future.
 
 
bigsunnydavros
16:29 / 21.09.03
I'm never going to bother to articulate why I don't like anything in the world of art/entertainment again -- "it hurts my head like a hundred dogs" is just so wonderful that it renders all negative criticism unecessary and boring...
 
 
Warewullf
16:58 / 21.09.03
...we snoop around Mitsi's classroom a bit, particularly the official rules for Room 14. Thom Yorke would be in blatant violation of several of these, including "Don't fidget," "Be helpful," and particularly "Keep negative ideas to yourself."

Sweet Jebus. What kind of scary-ass classroom is this?!
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
08:00 / 22.09.03
The kids are all right.
 
  
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