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Barbelith Evolution

  
 
Gypsy Lantern
07:27 / 18.09.03
'Barbelith Evolution' calls out 'the clique' for an elimination chamber match. No disqualifications, falls count anywhere.

Have you got what it takes to put your barbelith titles on the line inside a mile of cold unforgiving steel chains?

Hey clique, when you're lying on the floor of this message board, bruised and battered and wondering what in the hell just happened - well the answer's pretty simple.

Evolution just passed you by.

Cue entrance music & pyrotechnics
 
 
Papess
07:30 / 18.09.03
WOOO - FUCKEN - HOOO FOR GYPSY LATTERN!!!
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
07:39 / 18.09.03
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Old brown-eye is back
08:01 / 18.09.03
Falls count anywhere in an Elimination Chamber match? How does that work?

You aint nothin', Gypsy Lantern. NOTHIN'!
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
08:05 / 18.09.03
You aint nothin', Gypsy Lantern. NOTHIN'!

Who in the blue hell are you?

If you've got something to say, why don't you just walk on down to this here ring so I can whup your freakin' candy ass from here till christmas, jabrony!
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
08:32 / 18.09.03
You've been talking all this bullshit, Gypsy Lantern. Barbelith Evolution this, Barbelith Evolution that. Well, come October the 9th at Escaton, I'm going to show you what you can do with your Barbelith Evolution. Ie, turn it sideways and jam it up your monkey ass.

Now how do you like them apples?
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
08:43 / 18.09.03
I'm trying very very hard not to lose my patience.

Look at you. With your little shapeshifting thing going on. You're pathetic.

[to lurkers] If any of you people want to see Gypsy Lantern stroll on down to that ring, drink a six pack of beer, and then hand this sumbitch his own chicken-livered ass till the sky turns green, give me a Hell Yeah!
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
08:51 / 18.09.03
Falls count anywhere in an Elimination Chamber match? How does that work?

If you were tough enough to hang out in the magick forum ghetto, you'd know that Gypsy Lantern can move through steel whenever the hell he wants. It's 'falls count anywhere' to give some of you staple-eatin' screwdrivin' whale-breedin' hope-shafts a tiger-baitin' chance in hell to beat me.

And what you don't know, is that this Elimination Chamber has been specially designed by Waldo Jing, the Harry Houdini of Sports Entertainment. A more ingenious and deadly puzzle box than you've ever had your candy-fingered ear-wig bittin' head stoved through. And that's the bottom line.
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
08:54 / 18.09.03
Waldo Jing my ass.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
09:02 / 18.09.03
Gypsy Lantern is a Collosal Squid that lives Underwater, and is Radioactive.Strength: 10 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 8To see if your Giant Battle Monster candefeat Gypsy Lantern, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Gypsy Lantern using Strength Agility Intelligence
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
09:08 / 18.09.03
I’ll see you at Eschaton, Shapeshifters. You better pack a toolkit cos you’re gonna need it after I’ve fold your sorry hide through 6 terrifying new dimensions of time and space.
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
09:11 / 18.09.03
Like I haven't heard that before.
 
 
Seth
09:38 / 18.09.03
It doesn't matter whether you've heard it before!

set's the most hellacious of all you candy assed little leaguers.

I'm gonna hurl you thirty feet into the Spanish announcer's desk, then suplex you right onto the steel steps!
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
09:57 / 18.09.03
You heard the man.

Welcome to the era of Setitude.
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
10:00 / 18.09.03
Set, I'm going to drop you like Owen Hart.

Here come the pain.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
10:21 / 18.09.03
You boys better keep it down before JOYCORE hears you. JOYCORE has never lost and never will.
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
10:28 / 18.09.03
Ah yes. But has Joycore ever been in an Iron Man match with Ric Flair?
 
 
illmatic
10:32 / 18.09.03
You boys all better step back when Illmatic drops the static and steps into the ring, wearing of the scalp of Anna De Loganidere's shoes round my neck. That joycore won't be joyous no more when I've finished with his ass.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
09:56 / 19.09.03
Bear wrote: "I leave the place for a couple of days and everyones talking wrestling and there are threads all about bear....what's going on?"

You wanna know what's going on?

I'll tell you what's going on!

Barbelith Evolution is calling you out! Next time you go down to the woods, someone's gonna take that picnic basket, shine it up real nice, spin it around, and you know the rest.
 
 
Bear
11:26 / 19.09.03
Settle down Moolah you know your out of your league so why don't you and your boyfriends just go home huh?

Assclown.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
20:42 / 23.09.03
Settle down Moolah you know your out of your league so why don't you and your boyfriends just go home huh?

Listen Junior, I've got 16 miniaturised cyborg versions of the Fabulous Moolah strapped to my belt, each one razor sharp and sexually active. You and your space-clad fuck clique don’t stand a chance. I’m gonna run over there right now and cut gills in your neck to see if you can breath under water.

Masked wrestler Gypsy Lantern (who may or may not be Magneto) runs into the ring, hits Bear with a clothesline and then drops the Gypsy’s elbow on his scrawny pebble-dashed Bear-hide, before slamming his no-good apparition helmeted fish-stealing bet-laying chimp-flying kneeling and fearing nature bear carcass through that table everyone’s sitting under in the ‘Come Hide With Me’ thread. Now can you dig that?
 
 
mondo a-go-go
00:42 / 25.09.03
"Gypsy Lantern is a Collosal Squid that lives Underwater, and is Radioactive."

I wanna see him tag-team with Unibouzu right now.

LOS PLANTANOS! NO BANANAS! DANGER CAN HAPPEN!
 
  
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