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Omskarasnaflans

 
 
Seth
22:50 / 16.09.03
An important suggestion.

We should rename Barbelith. It should be called omskarasnaflans.

Post your agreement to this thread. It will be our petition.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:54 / 16.09.03
[squeaky voice] Hmmm. I feel I should question your motives in this name change. What precisely has led you to conceive of such a petition? [/squeaky voice]
 
 
Seth
23:10 / 16.09.03
Thank you for adding your voice.

Soon we shall be an army.
 
 
Quantum
08:04 / 17.09.03
As a devout omskarasnaflansian, I think the-site-formerly-known-as-Barbelith would benefit from being renamed in line with the Holy One's suggestion.
Praise Set!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:08 / 17.09.03
I will add my strength to yours. Barbelith must and shall become omskarasnaflans. All who disagree are nazis-- nazis, I say!
 
 
000
08:37 / 17.09.03
I agree.

-- 7 --
 
 
Seth
09:30 / 17.09.03
Soon there will be none who can oppose us.

Like Wattoo Wattoo, I multiply like stars in the sky!

My vote now counts for a million!
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
09:33 / 17.09.03
Actually, I think the site should be called Exitavinolafleeroctyumu.

It has always bothered me that the site was named barbelith, when all along Exitavinolafleeroctyumu has been a far more precise term for what goes on here much of the time. To call the site omskarasnaflans at this late stage would be rubbing salt in the wound a little don't you think? If you hadn't procrastinated for quite so long and had just come out and suggested this name change a few months ago I would have been able to give you my support, but it's all too little, too late isn't it. No, given the current circumstances I think Exitavinolafleeroctyumu is the only plausible option left open to us.
 
 
Quantum
09:48 / 17.09.03
But you don't multiply like Wattoo Wattoo Superbird, so your voice counts for NOTHING! Set is the Holy One of omskarasnaflansianism and must be obeyed, RENAME THE SITE!
 
 
—| x |—
09:52 / 17.09.03
No, no, that will never do: you've put in too many s's and the a's are all wrong.

How about brnnhedbltthpkz?
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
09:52 / 17.09.03
I have always known the Secret Name. The Secret Name is a power to conjur with. Enemies tremble and the Earth shakes, dogs and cats make out and the knowledge of the Universe is revealed. Beware to you, who seek to dabble in the mysteries of Nomenomauncy, when we of the Inner Fire of the Secret Church of the Island States of Yiao can call upon the Name.

For it is Blarp.

There! Did you see that? The candles guttered, just a bit. Hah! Now you're in trouble.
 
 
—| x |—
09:55 / 17.09.03
Like yeah, the power flickered here for a second.! Spooky.

I'm gonna' carry that Blarp everywhere. Puttin' it in the tool kit.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
10:29 / 17.09.03
How about brnnhedbltthpkz?

For it is Blarp.

Look, I think it's quite obvious to everyone present that you're both being hideously reactionary about this whole affair. Neither of these suggestions are at all appropriate at this stage in the evolution of this community. I'd rather throw my oar in with the omskarasnaflans crowd than hedge my bets on either of your frankly absurd suggestions, despite the obvious shortcomings of that particular regime.

Omskarasnaflans may seem all well and good today, but what about tomorrow? and the day after that? I draw your attention to the fact that their somewhat flashy and ostentatious leader has made no serious attempt to refute my solid and pragmatic criticisms of their regime. A community such as this cannot be entirely reliant on the auspices of wattoo-wattoo superbird multiplication powers alone, no matter how filthy and delightful they may appear in the short term.

You call it Exitavinolafleeroctyumu. I call it the future.
 
 
deja_vroom
13:52 / 17.09.03
Mimepool?
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
14:37 / 17.09.03
Wow, is this this months Joycore? I have no idea what's going on, but I approve heartily of anything that's got flans in it.
 
 
grant
15:18 / 17.09.03
I know, I know. You're just softening us up for the inevitable change to snalfansaraksmo, which sounds much less like something a ska singer would say, and more like either a Russian city or a scat singer from the 1940s.
 
 
gridley
18:03 / 17.09.03
Omskarasnaflans, eh?

That doesn't happen to stand for...

Over Martian Skies, Killer Ass Rodeo Assassins Sneak Nightly, Awkwardly Flying Like Alien Ninja Stars

does it?

Cause... if it does... then I'm in!
 
 
Char Aina
18:19 / 17.09.03
i pledge my allegiance...


omskarasnaflans!

omskarasnaflans!

omskarasnaflans!
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
19:00 / 17.09.03
I think I've spied Set's master-plan here, possibly with the aid of my Hoffman lenses.

omskarasnaflans is of course an anagram of ASK SAM FOR ANNALS. Who is this mysterious Sam? And why should we ask him for annals? Come on, Set, the game is up. Reveal the truth of your suspicious attempts to rename the 'Lith...
 
 
Ganesh
19:14 / 17.09.03
Or, indeed, ASK SS MAN FOR ANAL. It's about being butt-fucked by Nazis - which is clearly a reference to the experience of being forcibly moderated by the Eeevil Barbe-clique. Umm... except y'don't actually ask for that...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:39 / 17.09.03
Oh but they do ask for it. They try to deny it but I can see it in their eyes.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:52 / 17.09.03
You can see their eyes? Gosh, you are talented!
 
 
sleazenation
20:59 / 17.09.03
no
 
 
Seth
21:01 / 18.09.03
GL: I draw your attention to the fact that their somewhat flashy and ostentatious leader has made no serious attempt to refute my solid and pragmatic criticisms of their regime.

You are too wordy.

Remove some words.

Fewer words.

omskarasnaflans is the only word you'll need.

Nick: You talk of secrecy. Have you no beard?
 
 
SMS
04:03 / 19.09.03
I don't understand this, but I know that set is no deceiver, so I'll throw my support in for whatever.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
06:48 / 19.09.03
but I know that set is no deceiver

Now there's something wrong with that statement, but I can't quite put my finger on it...
 
 
Nietzsch E. Coyote
07:46 / 19.09.03

Set:

You are too wordy.
Remove some words.
Fewer words.

omskarasnaflans is the only word you'll need.

SmatthewStolte:

I don't understand this, but I know that set is no deceiver, so I'll throw my support in for whatever.

Tezcatlipoca:

but I know that set is no deceiver

Now there's something wrong with that statement, but I can't quite put my finger on it...


One of these thing s is not like the other. One of these things is not the same. One of these 3 is on mod’s side and one of these 3 is mod’s faux
 
 
Seth
08:53 / 19.09.03
Pigeon Street?
 
 
Nietzsch E. Coyote
09:33 / 19.09.03
...these 3 is mod’s faux

I had originally meant this to say mod's foe but I guess one of those 3 really is mod's FAUX
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
11:01 / 19.09.03
*sigh* That's the last time I make an obscure reference...
 
 
Nietzsch E. Coyote
15:32 / 19.09.03
I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.

Barbelith's new name is "Holiday in Self Awaria"

Perfect isn't it?

Sorry if I misunderstood you,
can you forgive me, Tez?
 
 
000
18:23 / 19.09.03
Barbelith's new name is "Holiday in Self Awaria"

How could we call it this when most people here believe they’ve already been there?

Old hat.
 
  
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