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21:50 / 16.09.03

Locked the Time to Strike thread, but not deleted, eh?

"Beauty, beauty, beauty, beautiful."

Needed to add to it, but I guess a new thread will have to do.

NOTICE

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Send all correspondences, reports, updates, and briefings to this suit.

KEEP IN TOUCH

"A word to the wise is like a fork into flesh. Everything stretched under God's great hand: a mouth to a breast, an ax to a tree. The hoot of an owl in the dreams of a mouse. Count on your fingers 'cause this is the sum: 0 + 2 = 1."

Murray Hamhandler

22:11 / 16.09.03

This is becoming quite pathetic. Life does exist outside of this lil messageboard, compadre.

22:24 / 16.09.03

AND OH WHAT A LIFE IT IS! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Let's see: I construct, paint, and sell models and miniatures. I play card games at another person's house with him and another guy: we smoke pot and table-talk and laugh and argue over rules. I skateboard. I play intramural B-ball. I am finishing a combined degree in Religious Studies and Philosophy, and organizing a tight discussion/study group wrt "Post Modernism and Deconstruction and their Place in Contemporary Theories" at the uni. I have a fiancée. I like to go for drives in our beat up Shadow. This weekend a colleague and I are having a D. Lynch film festival. I might be playing bass in a grind-core band. I have two pets: Blinks and Slinks.

And now I am the communications officer of T.R.W.

What do you, Mr. Generic?

“Standing on the edge of the Hoover Dam. I’m on the centerline right between two states of mind. And if the wind from the traffic should blow me away…”

22:29 / 16.09.03

Well done.
And does your fiancée know how lame you're being?

Spyder Todd 2008

22:32 / 16.09.03

Hmmm.

Well, I rather think your poem was quite clever. It's gotten me into a poetry mood. So, here's a haiku:

The sun is shining
But so are the moon and stars
I am on acid

We're The Great Old Ones Now

22:33 / 16.09.03

Oh, God, this is dull.

Murray Hamhandler

22:37 / 16.09.03

Well, I saw a real, live tiger the other day...

I said that life exists outside of Barbelith. I did not, however, claim to be a participant in said life.

That said, you sound like you could be cool off-board. I'm just sick of reading this Counter-Revolutionary Barbelith Front nonsense. We've been down this road before, and a very old and pointless road it is.

Tryphena Absent

22:39 / 16.09.03

Am in agreement with Nick- even I'm finding this dull now. So dull I'm going to sleep now. Night all!

22:40 / 16.09.03

A'fucking-men.

22:40 / 16.09.03

Nah, it's great! I've hated this guy's worthless piece of shit posts since the dizzy thread, and now there's no question about Ierne and Lothar's criticisms of his manner. His actions can't be defended any more, by anyone. Result!

22:41 / 16.09.03

Night anna. Christ, do we have about 6 lateshift-esque things going on?

22:44 / 16.09.03

Er, to what Deric said.

Also, Gingerbop is on point. Everyone should post as if that cute guy/girl they secretly crush on is watching the words come out of their mouths. There would be sooo much less shit around here.

Tryphena Absent

22:49 / 16.09.03

Hmmph, the problem being that for quite a few of us that cute guy/girl is watching the words come out of our mouths and it's still not stopping us!

22:57 / 16.09.03

“And does your fiancée know how lame you're being?”

See, it’s great of you to ask this because she went out of country last weekend to visit her sister, her bro-in-law, and their two gorgeous whos. If she had been here the other night, well, she would have talked me out of my freak-out, but since it was Chapel Perilous Survived, I am glad she wasn’t. I told her all about it and she gave me one of those sighs, ya’ know. But then I also told her all about THE NEW DAYS AHEAD, and while she is fearful for my membership here (she asked me to consider v. seriously what I want), she said, “Hey, that sounds good. Be careful.”

Of course—without even knowing her—some will now think v. poorly of one of the kindest, greatest, and most beautiful (in & out) people I have ever met (we’ve been together for going on 6 yrs. now) simply because (aside from them being complete idiots) she’s wit e.

Keep up or keep out.

“I'm just sick of reading this Counter-Revolutionary Barbelith Front nonsense. We've been down this road before, and a very old and pointless road it is.”

This, my friends and other fuckers, is A NEW ROAD.

Walk it or walk away.

“Hate your enemies. Save your friends. Speak the truth.”

Coming Soon.

Murray Hamhandler

23:09 / 16.09.03

Well, have fun with your new road. Best of luck to you. But if it in any way involves fucking up the board and/or needlessly pissing Tom off...well, I'll assume the best and expect the worst.

Spyder Todd 2008

01:33 / 17.09.03

More poetry nonsnse:

you.
cheese choclate chestnuts cheerios
=
Camelot is really just a big fancy name for Caddbury.
me.

05:40 / 17.09.03

Poetry, eh? Well ya' better watch out!
The stench of the Poetry Police is about.

Here's a little Derridian diddy I call

In-se(r)t Out

or

Thee Ps(eye)chic/k Deconstruction of the Set of All Sets

We set up the limits of a squared circle,
and gave it a spin.
Set it in motion, if you will.
Or even if you won’t.
It doesn’t matter now,
“The stage has been set,”
as they say in cliché.
Things are set to go
we’re getting set
to go.

Ready set go.

Setting out down a road
A New Day Rising like
Husker Du
didn’t
(but damn aren’t they sweet:
their sets are tight—
Bob Mould is neat!),
not set in contrast to
Britney anyway
(and man ain’t she so
gay—you know
in that slang way
that some set of kids
these days might say).

And the paranoid set
of fascist thought police
think we are going
set their tiny little world
on fire.
Set it on fire.
Burn it down.
Set a fire.
Set the set on fire
the set on their stage
set on fire.

Burn.

(copywrite 1933)

06:34 / 17.09.03

Hah hah. And you lot were complaining about Joycore!

HERE I SOME TO SAVE THE DAY

IS ON HIS WAY...

07:22 / 17.09.03

Hi, cutie
That's some picture of a man. Could I paste it into my handphone?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

07:49 / 17.09.03

Sshhh.

Can you hear that?

That's the sound of two and a half thousand people simultaneously not giving a fuck.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

08:24 / 17.09.03

So bored now.

Mod, whatever your grievances, however wronged you feel, however righteous your cause may be... you're doing a really, really good job of alienating anyone who might have supported you.

Your behaviour (spamming, abusing other posters, inviting others to abuse other posters, lenghty "prank" posts in unrelated threads) affects the whole board, not just your presumed clique. You present yourself as a glorious revolutionary, but in point of fact you've stuck yourself in a wearily familiar rut.

Now would be a good time to calm down and stop acting the maggot, if you want to keep any tiny smidgin of respect.

08:46 / 17.09.03

As if on Q, Little Miss Mordant gets off her tuffet to step in and thinks she's got it all figured out.

Go home little girl. This is grown up business. I've got a spider to scare you away, Little Miss Mordant.

Where did I spam?

The conversation. Big deal. It's what it's for, in a way: "everything you wouldn't mind getting deleted after a month." But of course the Grand People of Barbelith are far too tucked up their own arses to erase their stock pile of Crap.

What did I do? I made a couple threads and then one got locked and another deleted. So I made more. They got deleted. Then I made as many as I could about whatever, and also posted in what?!?--two other threads.

You people really got to try and have a laugh some time.

Anal cunts.

And six and two and six and two and six and two you fools fools fools--even you Stoatie!

Do you morons think that people are going to post to show their support for something like this?! You people really are less bright than the shining stars I dreamt you were...

08:59 / 17.09.03

Error of judgement on your part then. Go away and let us dullards play with each other.

09:02 / 17.09.03

No, 'cause there's people to play with here, and we've made it much more fun for ourselves now. Barebltih is fun again: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

You don't see it. You won't see it until it has already washed over you.

I'm here to play with the stars that shine, I'll leave the dullards to their sleep.

CSL

09:06 / 17.09.03

Interesting that you decide to take up a patronising and sexist tone toward Mordant. That'll show us. I'm biased, its true, and you are an unpleasant man, Mod.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:27 / 17.09.03

*Rotflmao* Nice one, mod. Way to show yourself up. Funny how you resort to sexist jibes like "little girl" when you're all grouchy.

Ah, well. I've said my piece and counted to three. Nothing to do now but wait for the Glorious Revolution to wheel out the guillotine, eh?

09:27 / 17.09.03

Yeah Lurid. It was exactly that tone that he adopted since his arrival here, although he's masked it more succesfully up to now.

Modthree: Given your magickal background I'd hate to see someone misinterpret your poem as a clumsy attack on yours truly.

We're The Great Old Ones Now

09:35 / 17.09.03

Okay, folks, I think that'll do it. I've just severed communications with Mod3, and I suggest you do the same. I'm not going to reply to his threads, I will add his latest incarnations to the ignore list, and I'm going to concentrate on things like the US decision to veto a UN resolution protecting Arafat.

This has entered familiar territory now, and there's folk widsom which applies:

Don't feed the trolls.

09:35 / 17.09.03

No Lurid, you were about the only person making sense the other day.

As for Mordant, well, she comes in all "I'm going to tell you mod" all condecending and holier than thou let me enlighten you with my thoughts about who you are 'cause I know you so well and all.

Whtvr.

Suck it set.

09:36 / 17.09.03

No, I mean really suck it set in there deep down breath it in 'cause there's little true about you.

10:02 / 17.09.03

Ooh, that's it. I was entertained a little by the madness and tolerant of godog's antics as I am a compassionate and forgiving person, but nobody insults the holy one. I am pro Set, and now anti-dog. G'bye Brian, I am now hitting the ignore button for the first time since I came to the-site-previously-known-as-Barbelith-henceforth-to-be-known-as-Omskarasnaflans.
I suspect the robot man nazi might get the next ignore in quick succession 3-2-1...

10:12 / 17.09.03

This has all gone a bit ... Inner Circle, don't you think?

14:01 / 17.09.03

Hahah, InnerCircle! I had forgotten completely about him!

Er...

Damn you, Ignatius.

Tryphena Absent

14:03 / 17.09.03

I say, does anyone know where the 'Crimes of Fashion makes a dramatic exit' thread is because I really do have an urge to read it again. I can't remember a thing about the title though!

14:09 / 17.09.03

the 'You people need to get a real life and go and see a real live tiger' one? me too, that was class. There should be a Farewell thread where we can cut&paste the various entertaining goodbyes and fuck yous that have gone on.

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