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Quantum

15:33 / 06.10.06

FUCK! I thought you said "organic HUMAN bacon"...

Long pig, human tomatoes, a cannibal's feast to get better. It's human sacrifice with a soup wand.

Where *have* my small friends gone? xk, did you put them in the pot! NAUGHTY!

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

15:42 / 06.10.06

I made a lovely kale & white bean soup this week. It were delish.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:44 / 06.10.06

MALE HUMAN BEIN' SOUP???

Barbelith's been overrun by cannibals. How weird is THAT?

Mistoffelees

18:25 / 06.10.06

FUCK! I thought you said "organic HUMAN bacon"...

I misread that as well. And then the human tomato. No wonder, the neighbours stopped screaming.

Ticker

20:37 / 06.10.06

yeah my witch soup is a fine way to cull the herd. In fact the spouse did enquire as to how many of the local children it took to make a pound of bacon.

Turns out the neighbors were having a domestic over a fishtank.
The tank is now standing in the yard like a monolith of accusation, an artifact of someone's disappointment in love and co habitation. I'm tempted to bring it soup or at least a ribbon.

Next soup on deck is a honey pumpkin curry chowdah. Pumpkins from the farmers market in the AM along with a wayward urchin sure to be easily luried away by the promise of sweets...and by urchin I mean the cute goth girl who staffs the market's coffee and muffin table.

trouble at bill

14:51 / 08.10.06

just to return to weirdness for a second... the other night, I had just left a bar (The Foundry, for those who know London) and was waiting at a pedestrian crossing outside. At this point, for reasons which will become apparent, I need to mention that I'm a white person with very pale skin. Anyway, there I was, an undisputably white man standing at a crossing when a passing car slowed down... it's occupants all seemed to be Asian... as it passed me by the man in the passenger seat looked me right in the eyes through his open window and yelled, "You fucking Paki!!"

That has to be one of the funniest things (in both senses of the word) which has happened to me for quite some time. (It now occurs to me that this tale may not make sense to people in the USA and also may offend some people but I'm afraid there's nothing i can do about either of those things... it's what happened and that's that.)

Mistoffelees

15:00 / 08.10.06

Something similar happened to me when the wall "came down".
I was walking along in a district with many Turkish residents. All of a sudden, a Turkish boy, maybe 13 years, shouts at me "Blöder Ossi, geh doch wieder rüber!", which translates as "Bloody Eastgerman, go home!".

It puzzled me, what made him think, I was from "the other side", and what had made him shout something like that at me.

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