"The Pantheon of Modern Gods
The gods are organized into four arcana, or areas of influence, which span the main aspects of life. These are Technology, Bureaucracy, Relationships, and lastly, the banal details and logistics of Modern Living. Intrigues, in-breeding, and insecurities flow through the histories of their lives and shape their personalities. Below is a roll call of the gods we have documented in each of the arcana.
The Memos Arcanum: Gods of Bureaucracy
Awbskur, God of Academic Irrelevance
Nazdak, God of Market Fluctuations
Schreddar, God of Mislaid Paperwork
Myuchual, God of Personal Finance
Plaintoff, God of Litigation
Roolbuke, God of Administrative Intransigence
The Clocks Arcanum: Gods of Daily Life
Todaway, God of Parking Availability
Klynyx, God of Personal Hygiene
Paquette, God of Prepared Food
Maxtawt, God of Credit Card Limits
Katwolque, Goddess of Fashion Whimsy
Spotlysse, Goddess of Domestic Maintenance
The Wine Glasses Arcanum: Gods of Relationships
Kannai, God of Sexual Negotiation
Izzi, God of Sexual Preferences
Tentatoffe, Goddess of Social Touching
Myex, God of Previous Relationship Baggage
Wotchin, God of Unhealthy Obsession and Stalking
Zukkup, God of Office Politics
The Floppies Arcanum: Gods of Technology
Abend, God of System Crashes
Jestaminit, The god of Video Game Addiction
Karrion, God of Airline Travel
Muzak, God of Airport Lounges
Staddak, God of Cellular Telephone Coverage
Tymaut, God of Network Congestion "
You can make a promise of an offering online to any of these gods, GEK style, I wonder if they work.. |
