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Matthew Fluxington
14:00 / 04.09.03
Do you want to make fun of my son, Eddie Willis?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:52 / 04.09.03
Umm, I have been told to tell you that you are a piece of filth. You belong in the filth-can.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
14:52 / 04.09.03
I'm not really sure what that's supposed to mean but it reminded me wesley willis is dead so thanks a bunch
 
 
Ethan Hawke
15:01 / 04.09.03
Flux,I'm going to pick up your kids and throw them at you.

That's right, folks, Flux has children. 2 of 'em.
 
 
Saveloy
15:07 / 04.09.03
Why has Flux gone all strange recently? Why don't I understand anything any more? I am frightened.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
15:11 / 04.09.03
Yeah, I've got two kids. I've got a son, his name is Eddie Willis. He's got the same name as a session guitarist from Motown back in the 60s. Do you want to put him down too?

What do you have to say to me now, you piece of junk?

I'm gonna make a smoothie out of your legs, Todd!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:12 / 04.09.03
Flux has children. 2 of 'em.

My god! Who's the father?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
15:16 / 04.09.03
I have no idea. I adopted them.

I take really good care of my adopted kids.
 
 
rizla mission
15:19 / 04.09.03
Why has Flux gone all strange recently? Why don't I understand anything any more? I am frightened.

I'm frightened too. I think it must be some kind of damn fangled city dweller fashion thing. (shrug)
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
15:25 / 04.09.03
On a related note, Qalyn or Flyboy?

You decide.
 
 
that
15:31 / 04.09.03
No, Rizla, it isn't a city dweller thing. Because I don't understand anymore either, and I've lived in London or environs since I was three. I've given up worrying about it, really. Huggles to my fellow Barbe-confused.
 
 
that
15:33 / 04.09.03
Oh, wait. My finger is nowhere near the 'pulse'. So I guess it could be a damn new fangled city dweller thing, and I just haven't noticed.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
15:36 / 04.09.03
There is nothing to be confused about.

I have adopted two kids. I want to protect them, and show them a better life.

Todd and I hate each other. Todd wants to hurt my kids.

Qalyn and Flyboy hate each other too. They will probably try to kill one another.

What don't you understand?
 
 
deja_vroom
16:28 / 04.09.03
Flux, I think you need more salt in your meals.
 
 
grant
16:30 / 04.09.03
So, how's the movie business, Flux?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
16:45 / 04.09.03
I guess it's okay. I haven't seen many movies lately, I haven't had much money to spare, raising the two kids on my own and all. We're actually watching 24 right now, we're trying to take our minds off of what's happening in real life.

Wait a minute - you're making fun of me, aren't you, Grant?

Let's get this straight - YOU DON'T MOCK ME, I MOCK YOU!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
16:57 / 04.09.03
*sniff* there are too many single fathers in this world.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
17:03 / 04.09.03
I bow down to Anna's amazing sense of smell.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
17:26 / 04.09.03
Oh for fuck's sake. How many butterflies do I have to kill to stop Flux from doing his 'I'm Rage and I'm ker-razy!' impression?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
17:40 / 04.09.03
You're killing butterflies? That's so depraved!
 
 
grant
17:44 / 04.09.03
I wasn't mocking you, sir. I was just trying to have a little fun.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
17:45 / 04.09.03
Ugh. I agree. What is your problem, Lady?

I'm not impersonating anyone. I'm finally letting you all get to know the real me.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
17:49 / 04.09.03
Yeah, clearly it would be so disappointing to miss out on that!
 
 
gotham island fae
18:09 / 04.09.03
I'm impersonating an adopted garden gnome, right now!
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
18:43 / 04.09.03
Anna- it's scientific.

As for Flux, I guess I'll have to stick to reading his blog, where the non-tiresome twat side of his personality lives...
 
 
bio k9
19:57 / 04.09.03
Take a deep breath. Take a real deep breath.
 
 
bio k9
19:57 / 04.09.03
Calming down?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
20:09 / 04.09.03
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 
 
Ethan Hawke
21:22 / 04.09.03
Let me clarify something. I don't hate Flux. I just hate his son. That kid is so fucking annoying.

The other day, I had Flux and his kids over for a barbecue. I was grilling some burgers on my patio, and we were hanging out, drinking some Mike's Hard Lemonade and we hear the Mr. Softee truck guy go by. That Eddie kid starts to go apeshit. "Daddy, I wanna ice cream", etc. So Flux takes him out to the street, and they get an ice cream. How rude is that? What, you can't wait for ice cream later? What kind of bullshit is that?

And then, after that, Flux and I were talking outside, and Eddie went in to get a glass of water or something. We lost track of time, and after about a half an hour, we go inside. Sure enough, Eddie is curled up, snoring away, in MY chair. AND he turned the TV on. What a rude fucking kid.

So, Flux, raise your kids better or I'll fucking throw them at you.
 
 
SMS
02:22 / 05.09.03
mmmmmmm Ice cream.






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gotham island fae
03:52 / 05.09.03
Flux, I am extending an apology in the hope of its acceptance. I was flip and unnecessarily curt in my previous post.

Welcome to Mercury in retrograde.

Best of blessings to your family.

(And Q & Flyboy: !!Get the fuck over it!!!)

[This post was made with no fucking clue what the hell is going on in anyone's life (including my own).]
 
 
Saint Keggers
05:02 / 05.09.03
Well, Im having a nice day...even though its night.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
08:32 / 05.09.03
Shock and indeed horror abound as Flux's adopted kids turn out to be nothing more than hellish puppets constructed from pilfered boy parts and pipecleaners
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:59 / 05.09.03
Hey, I'm over it. I'm so over it. I'm so over it, buddy! I'm so over it, I'm UNDER it! It's casual. D'you want to know what I'm REALLY over...?

Qalyn's fucking corpse! That son of a fuck! I'm going to tear out his eyeballs and EAT them!
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
11:09 / 05.09.03
Ugh, that's nothing compared to what I'll do if Todd so much as lays a finger on my Eddie ever again. He's just an 8 year old kid, you selfish fuck!

Don't mess with me or my kids ever again, Todd, or I'll make you suck on your lungs.
 
  

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