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Looking for a short story

 
 
SMS
00:52 / 31.08.03
I read this in high school and haven't been able to figure out what this is since then.

A young boy finds a door that is a portal into a wonderful, magical world. After he returns to the normal world, the door disappears, and he finds it somewhere else, but he can't go in because he has to do something else. Throughout his life, he sees the door several times, each in a different places, but each time something prevents him from going through. He couldn't afford to be late to something, or he was on his way to his father's funeral or something. At the end, he finally decides to go through the door, and apparently it kills him.

Does anyone here know what this story is? I would try googling, but I can't think of key words.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
04:16 / 31.08.03
Does anyone know this one? A small boy is out late one night and this train comes by driven by a skeleton to bring people to Hell. For some reason the conductor gives the boy this magic pocket watch which when used will allow the boy to continue whatever he's doing forever. The only catch is if the boy accepts it, he has to go to Hell when he dies. The boy figures, that it's not a problem cuz he'll just use it before he dies. So anyway, 1st kiss he's about to use it, then decides not to. 1st time having sex he is about to use it, and then decides to wait. Good things keep happening, but he always thinks something better is around the corner, so he keeps postponing. Finally he has a heart attack, and he thinks he'd better use it fast before he dies, and then decides he doesn't want to spend eternity dying of a heart attack. So the conductor picks him up and it's off to Hell. The train is actually pretty cool, gambling, sex, drugs, one big old party before all these people go to Hell. Then he uses the pocket watch, and it's one eternal party on the train.

I read this in 4th grade, in a book of ghost stories or something. I don't think it was a school book, but just a book lying around the classroom, like a bookshelf full of old paperbacks and stuff.
 
 
Baz Auckland
05:20 / 31.08.03
Does anyone know this one?

It's set in a barber's, and the barber is a member of the resistance. The general or dictator or whatever comes in, and the barber is supposed to slit his throat while shaving him. His nerve fails and he doesn't in the end, and the general tells him on his way out that it's hard to kill a man...
 
 
rizla mission
09:45 / 31.08.03
(annoying moderator query: Who reckons this could be moved to the Books forum? It could do with a few interesting new topics..)
 
 
Saint Keggers
12:20 / 31.08.03
Jack Denfeld: I believe the story your refering to is called "That Hellbound Train" and its by Robert Bloch. He won a Hugo award for it.
I first read it in an Alfred Hitchcock anthology called Alfred Hitchcock's Fatal Attractions. (I had to google for that). Loved that story too.
 
 
Jack Fear
19:21 / 31.08.03
SmatthewStolte: Sounds like "The Door In The Wall," by HG Wells. Follow the link for a complete e-text.
 
 
grant
03:49 / 01.09.03
I *loved* those Hitchcock anthologies. Remember the story about the guy who does open heart surgery on baby alligators and they grow up to be dragons?
 
 
Jack Vincennes
09:26 / 06.02.04
I've been trying to remember the name of this story, or the author, for a couple of days now, and wondered if anyone else knew about it -

It's set in Germany in the 1930s (although I think it was originally written in French) and it's about a sound recordist whose job it is, at the opening of the book, to edit a recording of a speech of Hitler's so that the sense of some of what he says is changed. In order to do this, he has to listen to the speech loads of times, and write down the words to be changed... and in the end he grows to hate the speech, and the Nazi party in general, so much that when he gets Hitler in to re-record the selected words, he makes him say every word, three times, in every grammatical case.

This is just the opening, though, and the main story moves on to being about the fact that he keeps the snippets of tape that just have silence on them, and he pastes them together so that at night, after listening to things all day, he has actual silence which he can listen to, rather than just quietness.

There was also something about his travelling in a Paternoster lift every day, and always wanting to stay on until it started going down again.

The narrative was very fragmented, and I don't remember there being much of a denoument... if anyone has any idea of who wrote this odd little story, or where I could find it, do let me know!
 
 
Jack Denfeld
07:44 / 11.02.04
Thanks Keggers! I fucking love Barbelith sometimes!
 
 
Whisky Priestess
17:29 / 09.11.08
Does anyone know this one?

It's set in a barber's, and the barber is a member of the resistance. The general or dictator or whatever comes in, and the barber is supposed to slit his throat while shaving him. His nerve fails and he doesn't in the end, and the general tells him on his way out that it's hard to kill a man...


Sounds like something by Gabriel Garcia Marquez to me ... or possibly Ariel Dorfman.
 
 
museum in time, tiger in space
01:54 / 10.11.08
There's a short story called 'One of These Days' by Gabriel Garcia Marquez which is about a dentist pulling the town Mayor's tooth:

The dentist moved only his wrist. Without rancor, rather with a bitter tenderness, he said:
"Now you'll pay for our twenty dead men."
The Mayor felt the crunch of bones in his jaw, and his eyes filled with tears.


I suppose it's not impossible that he's written something similar with a barber, though.
 
 
Dusto
17:19 / 11.11.08
Whatever it is, I've read the story about the barber. I don't recall who wrote it or what it was called, though.
 
 
grant
17:29 / 11.11.08
Now I've gotten infected with the barber thing, too. Man! I'm getting a Twilight Zone vibe off it, like it was riffed off by an episode or something.
 
 
Dusto
17:29 / 11.11.08
I found it. It's called "Just Lather, That's All," by Hernando Tellez.
 
 
Baz Auckland
08:42 / 27.11.08
Wow! After 5 years! Thank you!
 
  
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