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How do you know when you've become a comic book fanboy?

 
 
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19:42 / 28.08.03
I've always had a fascination with the whole idea of fanboy culture (everything from trekkies to manga geeks) and I just love listening to them talk and argue. Case in point: last spring some local members of the on-line gaming community I belong to (TTLG, dedicated to games made by the now sadly defunct Through the Looking Glass company)met in Boston. I was the only non-computer geek there: Everyone else there programmed computers, made their own fan missions and stuff, and that was all they talked about: It was like they were speaking another language. I mean, we passed by a brick wall and one commented: "That would be an interesting background texture for the mission I'm working at the moment". Then he took a picture of it with his camera to scan into his computer later!

Recently I walked into the local comic book store. There were only 2 employees there that early, both had long pony-tails and wore science fiction t-shirts, and they were having a heated argument over whether comic books should be put on DVDS or something like that: They were so wrapped up in their argument they didn't even notice me, I probably could have cased the joint.

I wonder if I'll ever achieve comic book fanboyhood. Probably not: None of my real-life friends read comic books so I don't really have anyone to talk to about it save my family, and I don't really read or collect that many titles as it is. With the exception of my interest in Batman I don't even like superheroes. Oh well. Still, in my writing class last semester I did bring in issues of Transmet, The Invisibles and stuff like that to show the class what inspired my work, and they pretty much looked at me like I had 3 heads while I breathlessly went on and on about the importance of Vertigo comics and what not. For a brief 15 minutes, I felt like a fan boy.
 
 
CameronStewart
23:06 / 28.08.03
If you get those Transmet glasses, I think you'll qualify...

 
 
dlotemp
01:20 / 29.08.03
I crossed over into the 32nd level of geekness when my local store owner consecrated my brow with the ashes of Uncanny X-Men #137. Then, I had to denounce several comic professionals - Rob Liefeld, the guy who wrote Mutant X, and Chuck Austen. Finally, you had to sleep with the bones of Julius Schwartz; the creepy thing is that HE ISN'T DEAD YET! Brrrr...

But seriously, geekness is something conferred upon you by others.

The Transmet glasses are indeed the trump card though.

PS - Evan Dvorkin has a great comic short called The Intervention in one of his comics. A pair of former geeks attempt to convert a geek back to reality. Classic stuff. I'll try to find the comic title and issue #.
 
 
rakehell
02:21 / 29.08.03
The story appeared in "Dork" issue 9. He won an Eisner for it too, best short story or best humour story or something.
 
 
dlotemp
00:15 / 30.08.03
Gracias Rakehell.

Another sign your a comic book fanboy....

When you know who Cameron Stewart is.

;-)
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
10:04 / 30.08.03
Nah, it's when you have the copies of 'Doom Patrol' that had HIS fanboy letters in
 
 
dlotemp
12:39 / 30.08.03
Too true. Too true.

Actually, the published fan letter should be considered a right of passage. You definitely know you've stepped into a level of fanboy when you have a letter published.

Ummmm.....if someone were to check the letter pages of Firearm #15 and New X-Men #115...hmmmm.....they might find a letter writer with....errr...familiar initials.

I'm just trying to be honest here.

BTW - which issues of Doom Patrol had Cam's letters?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
13:59 / 30.08.03
Didn't Tom Coates also have some letters publised in the Doom Patrol letters page? Or am I thinking of Animal Man?
 
 
000
14:51 / 30.08.03
At the last page of, I think, DP #58 CMS also had a letter published where he described his love for the Vertigo titles.
 
 
000
14:52 / 30.08.03
Direct Currents, or something, the column was called.
 
 
CameronStewart
15:13 / 30.08.03
I was, like, 16 years old.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
10:46 / 31.08.03
No excuse guy! Wasn't there also a picture of you in some comic dressed up as Robin for Hallowe'en? Mind you, I have had letters printed in Doctor Who Magazine and SFX, which is probably crapper.
 
 
Krug
11:47 / 31.08.03
Who wrote into New X-Men?

I never read the letters pages and don't have that issue anymore.
 
 
CameronStewart
14:32 / 31.08.03
The Hallowe'en Robin costume was Darick Robertson, thank you very much.

I have a great photo of myself at about age 10 dressed as Firestorm: The Nuclear Man, though...
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
17:56 / 31.08.03
Dude, you cannot leave us hanging on that one. Just how you got the hair to work is going to keep me awake nights...
 
 
sleazenation
18:44 / 31.08.03
the photo has been posted to barbelith before...
 
 
Sexy Legendary
16:03 / 06.09.03
Also, is Cameron the unnamed artist for Seaguy? Or has the unnamed artist been named yet.

You know when you're a fanboy when you ask questions like the above.

And you come to a comic book message board to ask them.
 
 
Jrod
10:15 / 10.09.03
If you can spend over a half hour listing off superheroes with their real names, you might be a fanboy.
If you wear your Green Lantern ring everywhere you go, you might be a fanboy.
If you get angry when you see "Batman created by Bob Kane" because Bill Finger isn't mentioned, you might be a fanboy.
If you read "Savage Dragon" and recognize every single superhero knockoff and comic industry jab, you might be a fanboy.
If you read "Savage Dragon" period, you might be a fanboy.
If you celebrate Stan Lee's birthday, even though you've never met him, you might be a fanboy.
If you invoke Jeff Foxworthy to make fanboy jokes on an internet comic book forum, you're DEFINITELY a fanboy!
At least I don't have a Green Lantern ring. Yet...
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
00:27 / 11.09.03
If you can name the villians in ANY Human Torch story from Strange Tales...

If you can rattle off who drew an issue of Amazing Spider-Man just from someone giving you the issue number...

If you play The Kevin Bacon Game with Nova, the Human Rocket...

If you made a sound like a goth girl finding ubercute socks in a Hot Topic when you saw George Perez had put Fin Fang Foom in JLA/Avengers...

If Hurricane Helms is you favorite wrassler because he is just as big a fanboy as you are...

If your favorite comic book character is unknown by most comic shop owners...

If you can write over 500 words about horror comics when you should have been sleeping, you are a fanboy.

And I have no problem being one. So there.
 
  
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